I Have Found the Morse Code of the Lord

Sat Feb 04, 2012 6:03 am » by **Troll2rocks**

I was standing around in my room naked and I discovered that there is a way in which god can communicate with us through the gulf of space and time, I have discovered the gods morse code.

Stand upright naked, in a darkened room, (preferably) candle light, place your hands on your hips, and keep your elbows in line with your shoulders, your back rigid. and begin to shake your pelvis from side to side in a rapid motion. Your penis will tap out the code of god. I am unable to decode it as yet, but it is unmistakably the code of the Lord.

Same as above if a woman, except you must place your hands behind your back and let your breasts beat out the code instead.

I wonder what god could be saying to us ?

:think:

Sat Feb 04, 2012 8:03 am » by **Stone069**

Sat Feb 04, 2012 8:07 am » by **Shaggietrip**

I have broke the code. Here it is.

- .-. --- .-.. .-.. / .-- .. .-.. .-.. / -- .- -.- . / - .... . / .-- . . -.- .-.. -.-- / --.- ..- --- - . ...

:dancing:

Sat Feb 04, 2012 8:14 am » by **Shaggietrip**

.- .-.. .-.. / - .... . / .-.. .- -.. .. . ... / ... . -. -.. / ...- .. -.. . --- / - --- / ... .... .- --. --. .. . / ..-. --- .-. / -.. . -.-. --- -.. .. -. --.

:flop:

Sat Feb 04, 2012 8:20 am » by **Iwanci**

Hey Troll, I tried it and it worked!!!! :cheers:

I have also discovered that SIZE/size determines the volume of the message... I discovered this when my neighbours called and asked me what all the hammering was about, "can you keep it down?"... I told them that god was channeling a message through me in code... and that the longer he did this the harder it was to keep down. Also, you will find that the message becomes more rigid the longer you tap. So instead of "tap:taaaaap:tap", after 2 minutes it gets to "taaaaaaaaaaaaaap:taaaaaaaaaaap:taaaaaaaaaaaaap"...

As the message was getting 'harder' to decipher I engaged the good wife to help me out with the reception, she followed your instructions and we got more of the message, what was amazing is that when we combined our efforts we got stereo sonic sound.. it was a truly awsome experience.

We did get a complete message through:

"tell my people to stop thinking about the possible messasge and enjoy the deciphering"... life is a rollercoaster, full of ups and downs, enjoy the ride!

:flop: