I Just Had a Funny Thought Involving... Swastikas

[Troll2rocks Profile]

So the regulars here will be familiar with Otoel, and should also be aware of Raphael, and his obsession with the swastika and merging it with virtually anything in history.

Well a week or so ago, Otoel made a thread saying that he had managed to get Raphael a lecturing gig at his university.

So I was just imagining what this would be like.

Otoel meets Raph before lecture, says hey man, knock em dead.

Lecture hall fills up, oto takes his seat, the lights dim. The crowd starts to mutter amongst themselves and a few coughs can be heard. Otoel has a big proud grin on his face.

The projector screen flickers and starts to illuminate, the crowd starts to applaud.

This then flickers onto the huge projector screen...


(With subtitle, "Why I Love Swastika".)

Followed by Raphael frog marching out on stage, doing the Nazi salute and shouting "Sieg Heil". The crowd stops applauding. What follows is 90 minutes of every conceivable thing that looks like a swastika in Jpeg format. Strung together with an incoherent narrative fused with the mellow aroma of gin.

And this...



The lights brighten, the crowd exits in numb shock, otoel remains the sole person in the lecture hall, slumped in his seat (head down), until campus security escort him from the premises.

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Of course I am joking, but we will all know soon enough as I believe it is being recorded and posted on here by otoel

[Bleever Profile]

Hahaha....can't wait to see that!