i met god last night true !!!!

Tue Dec 27, 2011 7:18 pm » by **Mrmcnuggets**

muchtyman wrote:
saturnv wrote:I HAD A POLE SHIFT LAST NIGHT!!! WELL NOT ME BUT THE WOMAN DANCING AROUND THE POLE she slipped on her melon juice SOUTH POLE BECAME NORTH FOR 5 MINUTES!!! SHES OK NOW !!!!

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I hope that was not the one you were throwing dollars at saturn. :alien51:

Tue Dec 27, 2011 7:19 pm » by **Savvymalloy**

This just might be the greatest thread in DTV history... It's not helping with my Skyrim detox though...

*stares at his xbox controller*

:vomit:

EDIT:

Tue Dec 27, 2011 7:36 pm » by **Garciaface**

I had a dream with Obama Bin Laden three days ago. He offered to shake my hand, and his fingers were twisted into a Freemasonic hand signal, so I went off on him. He started to cry and his Secret Service entourage scooped him of and ran off. He was such a bitch, and I contemplated kicking his ass. The problem was, it would have been too easy. His Secret Service guys looked like they wanted to turn him over to me as he pooped his pants and cried to his mommy in Islamic. WTF! Freud, where are you on this one?

Tue Dec 27, 2011 7:45 pm » by **Oreocannon**

jesus those agents...is there no end to this fiasco?
no wonder terrorists are blowing stuff up.
saturnv if only i knew where i live so i could put you out of your misery.
two words
incendiary rounds.