Iran jails U.S. journalist to 8 years

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PostSat Apr 18, 2009 6:26 pm » by Avimoas


An Iranian-American journalist branded a US spy has been jailed for eight years by Iran after a brief trial held behind closed doors. Image
Roxana Saberi, 31, who was arrested in January and went on trial this week, denies the charge and plans to go on hunger strike, her father said.
Ms Saberi has reported for a number of foreign news organisations including the BBC, NPR radio and Fox News.
The US Secretary of State said she was "deeply disappointed" at the verdict.
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PostSat Apr 18, 2009 9:41 pm » by Cornbread714


avimoas wrote:An Iranian-American journalist branded a US spy has been jailed for eight years by Iran after a brief trial held behind closed doors. Image
Roxana Saberi, 31, who was arrested in January and went on trial this week, denies the charge and plans to go on hunger strike, her father said.
Ms Saberi has reported for a number of foreign news organisations including the BBC, NPR radio and Fox News.
The US Secretary of State said she was "deeply disappointed" at the verdict.
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/8005660.stm


Man, she is hot! I demand her immediate release!

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PostSat Apr 18, 2009 9:44 pm » by Cornbread714


The rumor is, and I'd bet on it, she'll be released in the next couple of months.
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PostSat Apr 18, 2009 10:03 pm » by bugmenot


what do you expect from these backwards beardy idiots.

enjoy :peep:
Q. What do you call a Muslim who owns a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.

Q. How do Muslims practice safe sex?
A. They mark the camels that kick.

Q. What do Tehran and Hiroshima have in common?
A. Nothing, yet.

Q. What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats?
A. A pimp.

Q. whats the difference between a truck full of dead Muslim babies and a truck full of bowling balls?
A. The bowling bowls are hard to pick up with a pitchfork.

Q: How do you tell a Sunni from a Shiite?
A: The Sunnis are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

Q. What's the hardest part about a Muslim killing his own daughter?
A. Suppressing the erection.

Q: How can you tell if a Muslim girl is old enough to marry?
A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top, she's old enough. If it isn't, cut the barrel down until her chin is over the top.

Q. What's the difference between a Muslim and a vampire?
A. At some point the vampire will stop being bloodthirsty.

A Muslim walks into his local mosque with a big grin on his face.

"What are you so happy about, Abdul?" Asks the Imam.

"Well, I'll tell you," replies Abdul. "I live by the railroad tracks and on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the rails, like in the American movies. I cut her free and took her back to my humble abode. Allah be praised - we made love all night, all around the tent. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position permitted by Mohammed, Peace Be Upon Him!"

"By the most Merciful," exclaimed the Imam, "you have been blessed. Was she as beautiful as a desert flower?"

Abdul grimaced, "By the Jinn, I do not know - I never found her head."



Q. What's the difference between ET and Muslims?
A. ET got the point and went home.

I went to a Muslim birthday party last night. Damn if that wasn't the fastest game of Hot Potato I've ever seen!

Q. Why are there only 2 pallbearers at a Muslim funeral?
A. There's only 2 handles on a garbage can.

Q. What do you say to a Pakistani at Christmas?
A. A quart of milk, a loaf of bread and a pack of Marlboros please.

Q. What do you call a bus with 2 Somalis falling off a cliff?
A. A waste, you could have fit at least 50 in the bus!

Q. What do you call a Muslim between two houses?
A. Ali.

Q. When's the only time you should wink at a Muslim?
A. When aiming.
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Reports say the stench from the thousands of bodies in Pakistan is unbearable. Police report that it's likely to get worse now that there are dead ones.

Q. What can Saudi Arabia do to raise the average IQ in the country?
A. Allow Jews to come in.

A Russian, a Cuban, an Englishman and a Pakistani are on a train.

The Russian takes out a bottle of his best vodka, drinks a bit and throws the rest off the train and says, "There's plenty more of that where I come from."

Everyone is impressed. The Cuban takes out one of the finest Havana cigars, takes one puff and throws it off the train and says, "There's plenty more of those where I come from."

Again everyone is rather impressed. So the Englishman stands up and throws the Pakistani off the train.


Q: Where do you find a Muslim with no legs?
A: Right where you left him.

Q: What's the difference between Dar al-islam and Dannon yogurt?
A: The yogurt has a living culture.

OK, to be equally offensive to Jews, just to be fair:

Q. How was copper wire invented?
A. Once, two Jews grabbed the same penny...

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PostSat Apr 18, 2009 11:13 pm » by bugmenot


get over yourself (zaff4444) muslims are the biggest racists on the planet. there god and there religion is king. by the way they hate the western way of life. if they had the chance to nuke the west they would. they hate free speech. treat there women like shit. so get of your righteous horse. :badair:

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PostSat Apr 18, 2009 11:28 pm » by Cornbread714


The least you could do is invent your own bad jokes, Bugmenot.

It's one thing to criticize or poke fun at a culture or religion, but when you just cut and paste potentially inflammatory content like this, it does smack of intolerance, ignorance, and yes, even racism. :think:
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PostSat Apr 18, 2009 11:29 pm » by Avimoas


free! Roxana immediately !

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PostSat Apr 18, 2009 11:56 pm » by Avimoas


As Miss North Dakota, Roxana Saberi wanted to promote cultural awareness
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When the journalist Roxana Saberi was first arrested in Iran, her family was told it was for buying a bottle of wine - an act banned under the country's Islamic law.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/8000522.stm

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PostSun Apr 19, 2009 12:12 am » by Spock


I can totally understand the reason for the jokes. People are always happy to cut Christians and Jews to the core, but when someone says ANYTHING about Islam - the biggest threat to civilization, they are considered intolerant racists.

I think the court ruling in Iran shows the real story. Anyone that thinks Iranian and Islamic religious law is tolerant and just has their head in the sand.

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PostSun Apr 19, 2009 12:23 am » by Avimoas


spock wrote:I can totally understand the reason for the jokes. People are always happy to cut Christians and Jews to the core, but when someone says ANYTHING about Islam - the biggest threat to civilization, they are considered intolerant racists.

I think the court ruling in Iran shows the real story. Anyone that thinks Iranian and Islamic religious law is tolerant and just has their head in the sand.

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