Is Giorgio A. Tsoukalos Really an Alien ? Yes, Obviously!

Wed Feb 08, 2012 8:02 am » by **Troll2rocks**

So I have been sifting through the Ancient Aliens series, and before I get into this, I would like to say that there are some interesting episodes, but what I really watch for is this fucking guy...

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos is obviously an alien. You could pretty much counteract anything he has to say in the Ancient Aliens series with one simple word, No.

I laugh my ass of whenever he comes onto the screen because I know I am only seconds away from comedy gold. The guy even looks like when he is speaking he is fighting back laughter, next time you watch, take notice, either that or its the film crew laughing at him and he is trying to keep a straight face, either way, its absolute comedy gold.

No matter what it is, it is aliens, carving on a rock that looks like a human, its an alien, passage written in the bible about an angel, its an alien, line of rocks in a field, its for aliens, and so on and so forth. Ancient Aliens has to be one of the single most retarded TV programs ever created, but also one of the greatest comedies. I just do not understand how the talking heads featured in it always seem to jump to the conclusion that ITS ALIENS.

Ze Evolution of ze alien semen in hair

Wed Feb 08, 2012 8:07 am » by **Waynew**

thats some funny shit Troll

Wed Feb 08, 2012 8:13 am » by **Troll2rocks**

waynew wrote:thats some funny shit Troll

Aliens did it :flop:

Wed Feb 08, 2012 8:20 am » by **Eldorado**

looked like this guy at the end of the video.......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmW-ScmG ... re=related

Wed Feb 08, 2012 8:39 am » by **Jamestkirk**

OMG Troll!!!! :lol:

Thank You!!!! :clapper:

I haven't laughed out loud like that since my best friend and I ate a bunch of shrooms!!!!
Oh man did I need that.... (And seeing the Giorgio/Londo comparison..I almost pissed myself!!!) Last couple days have been a bit rough, but you just made the rest of my week!!!
Thanks Again, that was fuckin funny!!!......
Kirk Out..... :flop:

Wed Feb 08, 2012 8:47 am » by **Hersche**

Honestly, I like this guy. Why don't you like him??

ALIENS..

Wed Feb 08, 2012 8:51 am » by **Troll2rocks**

jamestkirk wrote::alien51: OMG Troll!!!! :lol: [b]Thank You !!!!!! [/b
I haven't laughed out loud like that since my best friend and I ate a bunch of shrooms!!!!
Oh man did I need that.... (And seeing the Giorgio/Londo comparison..I almost pissed myself!!!) Last couple days have been a bit rough, but you just made the rest of my week!!!
Thanks Again, that was fuckin funny!!!......
Kirk Out

Captains Log.

Chin up

It was the aliens that did it :flop:

Wed Feb 08, 2012 8:51 am » by **Jet17**

That guy is a gangster dude, in real life I heard he is a pretty fuckin sweet guy that is real down to earth.

Like Dan Akroyd he is just really interested in Aliens, so he figured why not study it and promote the Idea of an Ancient Assonauts theory....(yes I said assonauts, because that is what he says as well)

I do get the same reaction sometimes when he is like: "You see this Dolphin in this aquarium right here? It's an alien."

I can't complain though, I would like to get stoned with him, and just have him rant on about Ancient Assonauts all day!

Funny shit though man, alot of it holds truth.

But the guy is still a gangster!

P.S. alot is infotainment, but it contains some gems...

like this last season with the cowboys and aliens one, they actually had a saucer crash in the 1800's and there was actually a sign stating that it was a Saucer crash, and that the people who saw the pilot said he wasn't from here.

Didn't know about that one, and looked it up.

Wed Feb 08, 2012 9:04 am » by **Troll2rocks**

hersche wrote:Honestly, I like this guy. Why don't you like him??

ALIENS..

I think it is self evident that I think the guy is great. Put me and that guy in a room, and you wouldn't hear Giorgio over my hysterical laughter. :cheers:

I would vote that guy into presidency. Then we would have some serious political debates to dig our teeth into.

So President Tsoukalos, what is your take on our economic crisis ?, and how do you think we should handle the whole inflation of economy in the coming decade ?

We need to build pyramids full of electro magnetic energy and harness the power for aliens to come and carve our rocks for us.

:shock:

Nevermind Giorgio, I will bring you some crayons.

Wed Feb 08, 2012 9:14 am » by **Jet17**

troll2rocks wrote:
hersche wrote:Honestly, I like this guy. Why don't you like him??

ALIENS..

I think it is self evident that I think the guy is great. Put me and that guy in a room, and you wouldn't hear Giorgio over my hysterical laughter.

I would vote that guy into presidency. Then we would have some serious political debates to dig our teeth into.

So President Tsoukalos, what is your take on our economic crisis ?, and how do you think we should handle the whole inflation of economy in the coming decade ?

We need to build pyramids full of electro magnetic energy and harness the power for aliens to come and carve our rocks for us.

Nevermind Giorgio, I will bring you some crayons.