Is Selena Gomez a "biological robot"?

Tue Oct 18, 2011 8:17 pm » by **Mrmcnuggets**

otoel wrote:I no speak too much english but i explain
selena and alot celebrities look and talk like they are robots
you think they are robots?
again i sorry for mi enlgish

where is the real Otoel and what have you done with him?

"i no speak too much english" LMAO :alien51:

. except when you're tearing the nut jobs here a new arse hole right?

japan made a celebrity that was completely computer animated and no one knew for about a year or so :vomit:

but I dont think hollywoods that good yet. Maybe here we just dose them up with nanotech :alien51:

Tue Oct 18, 2011 9:01 pm » by **Kinninigan**

Invasion of the Reptilian body snatchers. They take young talented people on the rise and eat them and assume their shape so they can become famous and eat other humans who they seduce with sex. Always avoid threesomes with Justin Beiber and Selena Gomez for this reason.

Tue Oct 18, 2011 11:30 pm » by **Nakchopoe**

shaggietrip wrote:....

Upload to Disclose.tv

Upload to Disclose.tv

Mute the first vid, play both at the same time. Watch the actroid!

Make a combination video of it, post it on youtube, call it 'girls holds conversation on dubstep' and watch the views skyrocket

Wed Oct 19, 2011 12:01 am » by **Gonzo63**

mrmcnuggets wrote:
otoel wrote:I no speak too much english but i explain
selena and alot celebrities look and talk like they are robots
you think they are robots?
again i sorry for mi enlgish

where is the real Otoel and what have you done with him?

"i no speak too much english" LMAO . except when you're tearing the nut jobs here a new arse hole right?

japan made a celebrity that was completely computer animated and no one knew for about a year or so but I dont think hollywoods that good yet. Maybe here we just dose them up with nanotech

Good job calling Etool out on this, Nuggz! I'm not buying the "me no speaky ze Engrish" bit either.

Oh, and for the record, Selena Gomez is a talentless twat, but she's not a robot. Any blank affect she displays is either due to very low brain activity or drugs. As for Beiber, she's clearly her lesbian lover. :banana:

Wed Oct 19, 2011 4:50 am » by **Masterhunter**

This is the orgy machine they use.

No need to get hyphy mods. Its just a concrete vibrator for taking out bubbles before it sets. :flop:

Works great. Feels even better :lol:

Wed Oct 19, 2011 5:13 am » by **Chaseinyaface**

haha ill have to quote otoel from the "omg, illuminati, crisis, porn." thread here: "I heard the next step is creating sex bots, that look really good on the outside, but this is just a trick to get you to try and have sex with them, and as soon as your put your penis in, it gets electrocuted so you can not use it anymore.. its a type of "sterilization", and its perfect because its not like you can go up to someone and tell me "oh yeah i cant have kids anymore cause I tried to fuck a robot". "

Wed Oct 19, 2011 5:23 am » by **Newearthman**

chaseinyaface wrote:haha ill have to quote otoel from the "omg, illuminati, crisis, porn." thread here: "I heard the next step is creating sex bots, that look really good on the outside, but this is just a trick to get you to try and have sex with them, and as soon as your put your penis in, it gets electrocuted so you can not use it anymore.. its a type of "sterilization", and its perfect because its not like you can go up to someone and tell me "oh yeah i cant have kids anymore cause I tried to fuck a robot". "

Classic, this is almost as good as another one of his threads...Selina Gomez has Demon knees.

Still cracks me up! :lol:

Wed Oct 19, 2011 6:39 am » by **Rmcampwest**

kaarmaa wrote:Does that mean that, if she takes a Bieber load, she'll rust?

No, she will probably throw up though!