Jesus Christ and Mary Magdalene are back on earth

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PostMon May 16, 2011 10:16 pm » by Freeyourmindnow


marcydare wrote:And there will be thousands of fools just waiting
to hand over their life savings to these two freaks.

...and if they say' "He is in the desert , go not.
...and if they say' "behold,he is in the secret chambers , believe it not.
Jesus Christ.a long time ago. (paraphrased of course).


oh definitely, $400,000, 240ha property. but his father owns everything right? :headscratch:

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PostMon May 16, 2011 10:18 pm » by Roadkill


This is true, I banged Mary this weekend..jesus is a freak, he wanted to watch.
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PostMon May 16, 2011 10:20 pm » by Giusdude


give him some time to grow his hair out a little more, and he'll fokking buy half of the outback.....

these RETARDS selling their stuff to finance him DESERVE to be robbed.
sorry, but fuck 'em....
if you are THAT stupid and guillable, you are hindering evolution.
as long as there's one idiot around wlling to believe bullshit, there will be a bullshitter

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PostMon May 16, 2011 10:56 pm » by Kinninigan


considering that christ is the "sun" and "mary" is actually a title, this is even more amazing

...anyway where is joseph or is jesus banging his mom?
It was written in prophecy that a Gelfling would end Skeksis rule...
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PostMon May 16, 2011 10:59 pm » by X-mog


Scammers! They will suffer the tortures of the damned! No amount of gold is worth that!

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PostMon May 16, 2011 11:00 pm » by Yuya63


Im the easter bunny, so everybody hand over your candy.

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PostTue May 17, 2011 12:08 am » by Slith


I hate going to work, I miss all this good stuff
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PostTue May 17, 2011 12:12 am » by Epicfailure


Be sure to send them money, and your children!
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PostTue May 17, 2011 12:22 am » by Symbolon


This Jesus also looks a bit like David Wilcock.
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PostTue May 17, 2011 12:28 am » by Gnosticwanderer


I agree, if you really want to be saved- go do some good deeds- feed the homeless, take care of the aged, do something for society besides becoming another parasite....

BUT if you give your money to some dude and try to buy your way to heaven- you will get exactly what you paid for...

Sad, really... how many orphans do you think could live there? Except that the cult leader would go crazy and have sex with the children more'n likely--- sad world we live in sometimes.


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