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Sir Elton John has claimed Jesus was a "super-intelligent gay man" in an interview with a US magazine.

The singer also told Parade Jesus was "compassionate", forgiving and "understood human problems".

A spokesman for the Church of England said: "Sir Elton's reflection that Jesus calls us all to love and forgive is one shared by all Christians."

"But insights into aspects of the historic person of Jesus are perhaps best left to the academics," he added.

Sir Elton said in the interview: "On the cross, he forgave the people who crucified him. Jesus wanted us to be loving and forgiving.

"I don't know what makes people so cruel. Try being a gay woman in the Middle East - you're as good as dead," he added.

In the interview, the singer also said he did not like being a celebrity any more because "fame attracts lunatics".

"Princess Diana, Gianni Versace, John Lennon, Michael Jackson, all dead. Two of them shot outside their houses. None of this would have happened if they hadn't been famous. I never had a bodyguard, ever, until Gianni died," he said.

The full interview will be published on Parade's website on Friday.

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

thank you this was fucking hilarious, i needed a good laugh.

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Let me see if I have this correct. Elton is lamenting the fact that some famous people had been killed because they were famous. A couple of those listed were very outspoken . So, he gets in front of the media and says Jesus was a gay man ? :bang; :think:


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Let me see if I have this correct. Elton is lamenting the fact that some famous people had been killed because they were famous. A couple of those listed were very outspoken . So, he gets in front of the media and says Jesus was a gay man ? :bang; :think:


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Piece of shit...


So you're saying Jesus was straight?? Cuz last time I checked Jesus never fucked women or men...

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realorfake wrote:
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So you're saying Jesus was straight?? Cuz last time I checked Jesus never fucked women or men...




okay so where do you go to check this? I guess you must have a book on Jesus's personal doings.?? No.? It was actually thought that Jesus fathered children with Mary Magdelen, and that she was not a prostitute but rather the church started that story to protect the fact that Jesus had mortal desires. :badair:


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Hahahaha, what a joke. Elton John should just stick to writing songs. Actually, he shouldn't even do that anymore, as he seems to have lost his touch- about 30+/- years ago. He should really just shut up about things he knows nothing about. What a joke.
Who the heck does he think he is? Hahahaha.
What a joke.

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thats silly... every one knows jusus didnt exist


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