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PostTue Jul 30, 2013 7:04 pm » by Akashicrebel


with all the respect to 'let's have a laugh', this is something completely different, its minor, and will lose its taste in the jungle of LHL.
There are only 2 rull's:
1. It must start with 'knock knock'
2. It must be original

you can tale the whole drama or you can leave it to someone to pick it up.

I'll shoot one for a starter:

-knock knock

-who is it?

-an illigal immigrant, an illuminati puppet, and a race Warmonger

-MR. PRESIDENT???
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PostTue Jul 30, 2013 7:09 pm » by Slith


Knock knock!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?




Justin time to wipe my ass!



Clean joke. eheheh :mrgreen:
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PostTue Jul 30, 2013 7:49 pm » by Poooooot


knock, knock
who's there?
little old lady
little old lady who?
i didn't know you could yodel!



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PostTue Jul 30, 2013 7:53 pm » by Zer0


*knock knock*

Who is there?

The FBI! We know you are growing pot in there! OPEN THE DOOR!

*door gets kicked open*

PUT YOUR HANDS UP WHERE WE CAN SEE EM! YOUR UNDER ARREST!



And that's how my uncle ended up in jail.
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PostWed Jul 31, 2013 2:35 am » by Akashicrebel


'Knock knock'

Who's there?

A scout girl. Would you like to buy some cookies?

FUCK OFF !!!



* 30 min. Later:




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PostWed Jul 31, 2013 3:03 am » by RATRODROB


Akashicrebel wrote:'Knock knock'

Who's there?

A scout girl. Would you like to buy some cookies?

FUCK OFF !!!



* 30 min. Later:




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if she knocks on my door I will buy all her cookies lol
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PostWed Jul 31, 2013 3:16 am » by RATRODROB


knock knock


who is it ?


ITS THE POLICE


shit man, how come you didn't just kick my fckn door in like last time,........ how come you aint tasered me yet,........ please don't shoot my dog,...........don't hurt me man im in a wheel chair, oh yeah that don't count as shit,.........hey man i'm allowed to video you, OWW FFFUCK, O OO OK TH TH THEN, S S SO SO YA D D D D D DI DI DI DID TTTT T TT TAS TAS TASER MM M M M M M MMMMMMMMME.
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PostWed Jul 31, 2013 6:01 am » by Akashicrebel


RATRODROB wrote:knock knock


who is it ?


ITS THE POLICE


shit man, how come you didn't just kick my fckn door in like last time,........ how come you aint tasered me yet,........ please don't shoot my dog,...........don't hurt me man im in a wheel chair, oh yeah that don't count as shit,.........hey man i'm allowed to video you, OWW FFFUCK, O OO OK TH TH THEN, S S SO SO YA D D D D D DI DI DI DID TTTT T TT TAS TAS TASER MM M M M M M MMMMMMMMME.


Ha! :lol:
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PostWed Jul 31, 2013 6:26 am » by Akashicrebel


'Knock knock'

Who is there?

A cat

A cat who?

A catTERPIlLLAR DRIVEN BY A ZIONIST SETTLER YOU GOT 5 MIN TO EVACUATE YOUR HOU... I MEANT MY PROPERTY! THIS LAND IS MYNE MYNE MYNE !

oh please have mercy... We have old people and young kids... where we suppose to g...

3 MIN !
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PostWed Jul 31, 2013 10:33 am » by RATRODROB


knock knock

who's there

honey bee

honey bee who

honey be a good sport and get me a beer
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