Let's have a laugh!

Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:22 am » by **Troll2rocks**

Chris has a mood swing and cancels the BBC news

:pray:

Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:40 am » by **Troll2rocks**

Chris Morris and a slightly awkward handover with Annie Nightingale

A Chat With Charlie Brooker - Indepth Interview

Armando Iannucci - Mobile Phones Off

Fri Feb 24, 2012 11:01 am » by **Troll2rocks**

Chris Morris and Paul Garner - Calls To Franco

Fri Feb 24, 2012 11:14 am » by **Jetski**

WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE...I'M BROKE!!!

Yesterday I answered a knock on the door, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

"Good Morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."

"Go Away!" I said. "I haven't got any money!", "I'm broke!" and proceeded to close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed wide open.. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto my hallway carpet.

If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Sir, I will personally eat the remainder."

I stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a F*cking good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning......What part of "broke" don't you understand?"

Sat Feb 25, 2012 1:28 am » by **Will69ease**

Starts out just being cute...

an hour later...

Tue Feb 28, 2012 6:58 am » by **Constabul**

Fri Mar 02, 2012 1:39 am » by **Demobe**

Fri Mar 02, 2012 11:49 pm » by **The57ironman**

Sat Mar 03, 2012 6:51 am » by **Constabul**

Sat Mar 03, 2012 10:37 am » by **dlslith**

GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married..
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do

Can I get an AMEN!!