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PostWed Nov 07, 2012 10:34 pm » by The57ironman


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here's a doozy.... :mrcool:


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PostWed Nov 07, 2012 11:05 pm » by Slith


The57ironman wrote:
dlslith wrote::mrgreen:

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Lolz. Retarded is 3 syllables. Didn't think Alex had that in him. I call photoshop. :alien51:

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PostThu Nov 08, 2012 4:04 pm » by 99socks


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PostThu Nov 08, 2012 6:52 pm » by Harbin


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PostSat Nov 10, 2012 9:25 pm » by The57ironman


No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between the two words:

....Complete and Finished

In a recently held linguistic competition held in London, England attended by the best in the world, Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese man from Bachelors Adventure was the clear winner with a standing ovation lasting over 5 minutes.

Here is his answer which made him receive an invitation to dine with the Queen, afterwards who decided to call him after the contest. He won a trip to travel the world in style and a case of 25 year old Eldorado rum for his answer.

His final question was this.... How to explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand. Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED .

Here is his astute answer ....
When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE.
And when you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED.
And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!



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PostSun Nov 11, 2012 1:47 am » by kentrb



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PostSun Nov 11, 2012 4:14 am » by Seahawk


Not sure if this has been posted, but it was a laugh.


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PostSun Nov 11, 2012 9:20 pm » by The57ironman


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Dump the male flight attendants.

No one wanted them in the first place.

Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers.!

What the heck.! !

They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss.?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin.

And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money.

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women.

Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.

This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

Why didn't Bush or Obama think of this.?

Why do I still have to do everything myself...?



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PostMon Nov 12, 2012 12:26 am » by Opalserpent


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PostMon Nov 12, 2012 12:35 am » by Opalserpent


I'm waiting for EB to open so I can get my preodered blackops 2. The wait is so long.


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