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Fri Nov 30, 2012 8:47 am » by Hurtswhenipee
A man moved to Mexico (small place outside of town)
He decided he wanted some farm animals.
He went to town and started looking for them.
He saw a donkey for sale, he said I'd like to buy your donkey the man said well here we call it an ASS and he has an issue if he stops you need to scratch him behind the ear to get him to walk again.
He then saw some Chickens for sale he said I'll buy one of those chickens and the woman said ok but here we call them Pullets, so he left with the pullet.
As he started back he saw some Roosters for sale, he said I'd like one of those Roosters and the man stopped him quickly and said here we call it a Cock so he took the cock and kept heading home.
A few minutes later the Ass stopped he looked around and saw a woman working in her front yard and said hey will you Hold my Cock and pullet while I scratch my Ass?.
He decided he wanted some farm animals.
He went to town and started looking for them.
He saw a donkey for sale, he said I'd like to buy your donkey the man said well here we call it an ASS and he has an issue if he stops you need to scratch him behind the ear to get him to walk again.
He then saw some Chickens for sale he said I'll buy one of those chickens and the woman said ok but here we call them Pullets, so he left with the pullet.
As he started back he saw some Roosters for sale, he said I'd like one of those Roosters and the man stopped him quickly and said here we call it a Cock so he took the cock and kept heading home.
A few minutes later the Ass stopped he looked around and saw a woman working in her front yard and said hey will you Hold my Cock and pullet while I scratch my Ass?.
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Fri Nov 30, 2012 6:46 pm » by The57ironman
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