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Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
(..Larry the cable guy..?..)
.....wrinkles are something other people have, similar to my character lines.
An elderly British gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane. At the French immigration desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on bag. "You have been to France before, Monsieur?" the Immigration officer asked, sarcastically. The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously. "Then you should know well enough to have your passport ready." The British gentleman says, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it." "Impossible. The British always have to show their passports on arrival in France!" The elderly gentleman gave the French Immigration Officer a long hard look. Then he quietly explained; "Well, the last time I was here, I came ashore on Juno Beach on D-Day in June 1944, and I couldn't find any fucking Frenchmen to show it to." Once a LAD always a LAD
To the LAD on the dancefloor last night whose only move was jumping straight up as high as he could, wobbling like a fish jumping in the air. Saw the bouncers come over a couple of times to tell him to calm down but after a few minutes he'd slyly look around and begin his jumping again. LeapingsalmonLAD
The Mrs thinks that if you quit a game of FIFA you get banned for a month with a £10 fine. LetMeFinishMyGameLAD
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