Let's have a laugh!

Thu Feb 14, 2013 5:43 pm » by **The57ironman**

...the CARDIOLOGIST's FUNERAL......

A very prestigious cardiologist died, and was given a very elaborate funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life...

A huge heart... covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service as all the doctors from the hospital sat in awe.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside.

The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners just burst into laughter.

When all eyes stared at him, he said, 'I'm so sorry...

I was just thinking of my own funeral...I'm a gynecologist!'

The priest fainted!......................

Fri Feb 15, 2013 7:37 pm » by **The57ironman**

A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree Hugger, a liberal Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of Timberland near Colville , WA .

There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land; so, she started to climb the big tree.

As she neared the top, she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.

In considerable pain, she hurried to a Local ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters.

The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to wait In the examining room and he would see if he could help her. She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared.

The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?"

He smiled and told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, The Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a "recreational area" so close to "a waste treatment facility". I'm sorry, but due to ObamaCare, they turned me down.

GOD BLESS AMERICA.