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PostSat Jun 15, 2013 2:40 pm » by Slith


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PostSun Jun 16, 2013 12:22 am » by The57ironman


lol...wtf..?.... :lol: :lol:

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PostSun Jun 16, 2013 3:40 am » by Malogg


One thing woman are great at >>>


























































. . .Emptying the ole wallet. . .Sadly. . .
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PostSun Jun 16, 2013 5:59 am » by The57ironman


Israeli Cutting Edge Technology

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TEL AVIV, Israel - The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners. It's an armored booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on your person.

Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with none of this crap about racial profiling. It will also eliminate the costs of long and expensive trials.

You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter, an announcement: Attention to all standby passengers, El Al is proud to announce a seat available on flight 670 to London . Shalom!
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PostSun Jun 16, 2013 9:04 am » by Poppa_pygar


The57ironman wrote:Israeli Cutting Edge Technology

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TEL AVIV, Israel - The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners. It's an armored booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on your person.

Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with none of this crap about racial profiling. It will also eliminate the costs of long and expensive trials.

You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter, an announcement: Attention to all standby passengers, El Al is proud to announce a seat available on flight 670 to London . Shalom!


I have seen a flaw in that straight away Iron. Supposing two terrorists were to catch the same flight with two different components (Like Liquid) of the bomb on their person, and were to combine them on the flight?.
There is no way could that technology explode the two components, if you get my drift?. Just saying.
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PostSun Jun 16, 2013 2:43 pm » by Slith


Seems to work like a charm

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PostSun Jun 16, 2013 2:48 pm » by Kinninigan


The57ironman wrote:Israeli Cutting Edge Technology

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TEL AVIV, Israel - The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners. It's an armored booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on your person.

Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with none of this crap about racial profiling. It will also eliminate the costs of long and expensive trials.

You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter, an announcement: Attention to all standby passengers, El Al is proud to announce a seat available on flight 670 to London . Shalom!




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will it ignite the methane gas in my intestines?

guess no mexican food before flying to israel!










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PostSun Jun 16, 2013 2:49 pm » by Fatdogmendoza


Slith wrote:Seems to work like a charm

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Its not a good idea to post personal holiday snaps pics of yourself on a forum Slith :mrgreen:

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PostSun Jun 16, 2013 2:55 pm » by Slith


Fatdogmendoza wrote:
Its not a good idea to post personal holiday snaps pics of yourself on a forum Slith :mrgreen:


I know. Sometimes my ego gets the best of me. I'm sooooooooo weak.
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PostSun Jun 16, 2013 5:17 pm » by Poppa_pygar


Listen to this. This has a direct bearing on the post before. :lol: :lol:

http://www.animatronics.org/strangers/strangers.htm
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