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PostSun Jun 16, 2013 5:26 pm » by The57ironman


Poppa_pygar wrote:Listen to this. This has a direct bearing on the post before. :lol: :lol:

http://www.animatronics.org/strangers/strangers.htm

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PostSun Jun 16, 2013 6:34 pm » by Thruster


Poppa_pygar wrote:Listen to this. This has a direct bearing on the post before. :lol: :lol:

http://www.animatronics.org/strangers/strangers.htm



Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! Nice one, Poppa!! :lol:

Strangers on my flight,
turbans they're packin'.
Wonderin' if they might,
plan a hijacking.
They could pull a stunt,
before this flight is through.

Something's on their minds.
I saw them mutter.
What that in their hands?
Looks like box cutters,
I'm gonna kick some ass,
if they make a move.

Strangers on my flight.
Two smelly people,
and they're not talking right;
and in a moment,
I will grab base ball bat;
and that will be that.
Swing like Joe DiMaggio,
and rip them both a new a-hole.

And if they pick a fight,
and try to screw us,
I'll punch out their lights,
just like Joe Louis.
It would feel so right,
for strangers on my flight.

Ratta Tat Tat Tat,
Budda Bing Bang Boom,
Zooma Zooma Zoom.

Send those bastards to the moon....

:lol:
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PostSun Jun 16, 2013 6:35 pm » by The57ironman


Thruster wrote:
Poppa_pygar wrote:Listen to this. This has a direct bearing on the post before. :lol: :lol:

http://www.animatronics.org/strangers/strangers.htm



Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! Nice one, Poppa!! :lol:

Strangers on my flight,
turbans they're packin'.
Wonderin' if they might,
plan a hijacking.
They could pull a stunt,
before this flight is through.

Something's on their minds.
I saw them mutter.
What that in their hands?
Looks like box cutters,
I'm gonna kick some ass,
if they make a move.

Strangers on my flight.
Two smelly people,
and they're not talking right;
and in a moment,
I will grab base ball bat;
and that will be that.
Swing like Joe DiMaggio,
and rip them both a new a-hole.

And if they pick a fight,
and try to screw us,
I'll punch out their lights,
just like Joe Louis.
It would feel so right,
for strangers on my flight.

Ratta Tat Tat Tat,
Budda Bing Bang Boom,
Zooma Zooma Zoom.

Send those bastards to the moon....

:lol:

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Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:


1. If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor,
You may be a Muslim.

2. If you own a £3,000 machine gun and a £5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes,
You may be a Muslim.

3. If you have more wives than teeth,
You may be a Muslim.

4. If you wipe your bum with your bare hand but consider bacon to be unclean,
You may be a Muslim.

5. If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim

6. If you can't think of anyone you haven't declared jihad against,
You may be a Muslim.

7. If you consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in your clothing,
You may be a Muslim.

8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs,
You may be a Muslim.

9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four,
You may be a Muslim.
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PostMon Jun 17, 2013 9:30 am » by Poppa_pygar


Iron man that is brilliant :lol: :flop:
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PostMon Jun 17, 2013 3:40 pm » by Spock


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PostMon Jun 17, 2013 4:02 pm » by The57ironman





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PostMon Jun 17, 2013 7:16 pm » by Malogg


Johnnybotsh1te on facebook trolling Slith ahaha :lol:

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PostMon Jun 17, 2013 8:00 pm » by Icarium


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPPtrqvHGEg

A very funny Tom Waits Song about blaming everything else for you being drunk.

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PostMon Jun 17, 2013 10:00 pm » by The57ironman


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PostMon Jun 17, 2013 11:59 pm » by Opalserpent


The57ironman wrote:
Thruster wrote:
Poppa_pygar wrote:Listen to this. This has a direct bearing on the post before. :lol: :lol:

http://www.animatronics.org/strangers/strangers.htm



Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! Nice one, Poppa!! :lol:

Strangers on my flight,
turbans they're packin'.
Wonderin' if they might,
plan a hijacking.
They could pull a stunt,
before this flight is through.

Something's on their minds.
I saw them mutter.
What that in their hands?
Looks like box cutters,
I'm gonna kick some ass,
if they make a move.

Strangers on my flight.
Two smelly people,
and they're not talking right;
and in a moment,
I will grab base ball bat;
and that will be that.
Swing like Joe DiMaggio,
and rip them both a new a-hole.

And if they pick a fight,
and try to screw us,
I'll punch out their lights,
just like Joe Louis.
It would feel so right,
for strangers on my flight.

Ratta Tat Tat Tat,
Budda Bing Bang Boom,
Zooma Zooma Zoom.

Send those bastards to the moon....

:lol:

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Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:


1. If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor,
You may be a Muslim.

WOW, just like how American soldiers have to protect muslim poppy fields for the cia
and their drug running.

2. If you own a £3,000 machine gun and a £5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes,
You may be a Muslim.
Wow, must be the weapons the americans supplied for their proxy wars to poor easily led
muslims.
3. If you have more wives than teeth,
WOW, so when the filthy rich elite have 20 mistresses and 50 illegitimate children they must be
muslims too.
4. If you wipe your bum with your bare hand but consider bacon to be unclean,
You may be a Muslim.
WOW, an old tradition not practised by a majority of Muslims anymore.
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They do not wipe their ass with their left hand anymore. However the Bedouin use to wipe their ass with their left hand back in the day before TP. Now it is a custom to only use your right had while eating, its is a hold over when they wiped their ass with their lefty.
5. If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim
Wow, I give up, whats the point, it's a shit joke anyway.

6. If you can't think of anyone you haven't declared jihad against,
You may be a Muslim.
Too bad the elite called jihad on your lives and jobs decades ago.
7. If you consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in your clothing,
You may be a Muslim.
When your poor and fighting a superior armed enemy you have little choice.
Muslims were not the first suicide bombers, look it up.
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs,
You may be a Muslim.
LOL, Israel have companies that specialise in mobile bomb making. Can you see an uneducated
muslim making road side bombs?
9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four,
You may be a Muslim.

LOL, In America rich men prefer rent boys, which is worse?


Sorry Iron man, couldn't help myself, was such a shit joke. Have a nice day.
Live by the Terror, Die by the Terror.


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