Let's have a laugh!
Fri Feb 22, 2013 12:30 pm » by Noentry
Slith wrote:
Better millage then my BM.
"The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority.
The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority.
The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking."
A. A. Milne
The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority.
The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking."
A. A. Milne
Sat Feb 23, 2013 9:04 am » by -Marduk-
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Sat Feb 23, 2013 9:37 am » by Slith
Lucidlemondrop wrote:
At 2.02 was pretty damn good.
Still laughing at this. Hilarious
It's not about getting there, it's what you get out of the journey
Sat Feb 23, 2013 4:27 pm » by Thruster
I split my f**kin sides at this and sent it to everyone I know. (at least one person)
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Sat Feb 23, 2013 5:28 pm » by The57ironman
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...here's one for marduk...(i sincerely hope there's no offense)..
Germany to speak English as official language.......
The European Commission has just announced an agreement
whereby English will be the official language of the European
Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As
part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that
English spelling had some room for improvement and has
accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as
"Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c".. Sertainly, this will
make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be
dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and
keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year
when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f".. This will
make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be
expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes
are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters
which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the
languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as
replasing "th" with "z" ....and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from
vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil
sensibl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey
vunted in ze forst plas.
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...here's one for marduk...(i sincerely hope there's no offense)..
Germany to speak English as official language.......
The European Commission has just announced an agreement
whereby English will be the official language of the European
Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As
part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that
English spelling had some room for improvement and has
accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as
"Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c".. Sertainly, this will
make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be
dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and
keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year
when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f".. This will
make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be
expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes
are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters
which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the
languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as
replasing "th" with "z" ....and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from
vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil
sensibl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey
vunted in ze forst plas.
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Sun Feb 24, 2013 7:24 am » by Malogg
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