Let's have a laugh!

Super Moderator
User avatar
Posts: 17367
Joined: Tue Mar 24, 2009 9:22 pm
Location: In your grill

PostThu Jun 20, 2013 2:20 pm » by Slith


Shit Happens


If you think life is bad ... How would you like to be an egg?
You only get laid once.
You only get eaten once.
It takes 4 minutes to get hard.
Only 2 minutes to get soft.
You share your box with 11 other guys.
But worst of all ... The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother.
So cheer up...Your life ain't that bad!

:nails:
Image

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair

Sam Ewing

Initiate
User avatar
Posts: 559
Joined: Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:55 am

PostThu Jun 20, 2013 2:45 pm » by Poppa_pygar


And you get boiled alive, and get your head smashed in :flop:
If you're talking behind my back, you're in a good position to kiss my ass! Image

Conspirator
User avatar
Posts: 3368
Joined: Wed May 12, 2010 2:54 pm

PostThu Jun 20, 2013 2:56 pm » by Thruster


Slith wrote:Shit Happens


If you think life is bad ... How would you like to be an egg?
You only get laid once.
You only get eaten once.
It takes 4 minutes to get hard.
Only 2 minutes to get soft.
You share your box with 11 other guys.
But worst of all ... The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother.
So cheer up...Your life ain't that bad!

:nails:


The Unheard Complaints Of An Egg.

Image
Image

Super Moderator
User avatar
Posts: 17367
Joined: Tue Mar 24, 2009 9:22 pm
Location: In your grill

PostThu Jun 20, 2013 3:01 pm » by Slith


LMAO. Too funny. Thank God I'm going away this weekend, I can only piss my pants so many times in a week.

:alien51:
Image

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair

Sam Ewing

Super Moderator
User avatar
Posts: 16580
Joined: Thu Jul 22, 2010 4:20 am
Location: ...between a rock and a hard place...

PostThu Jun 20, 2013 5:36 pm » by The57ironman


A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.

....Well, there's a very simple answer.




Nobody bothered to check the oil.



We just didn't know we were getting low.

...The reason for that is purely geographical.....



~~~ Our OIL is located in:

~~~ Alaska

~~~ California

~~~ Coastal Florida

~~~ Coastal Louisiana

~~~ Coastal Alabama

~~~~Coastal Mississippi

~~~~ Coastal Texas

~~~ North Dakota

~~~ Wyoming

~~~ Colorado

~~~ Kansas

~~~ Oklahoma

~~~ Pennsylvania

~~~ And Texas











and our dipstick is located in the White House..!




Any Questions?

NO?

Didn't think So...O_O

:cheers:
.


...i'm a recovering vegetarian......Image

.

Conspirator
User avatar
Posts: 8832
Joined: Sun May 20, 2012 3:24 pm

PostTue Jun 25, 2013 8:13 pm » by *WillEase*


Image
Image

Super Moderator
User avatar
Posts: 16580
Joined: Thu Jul 22, 2010 4:20 am
Location: ...between a rock and a hard place...

PostTue Jun 25, 2013 8:25 pm » by The57ironman


Image
.


...i'm a recovering vegetarian......Image

.

Conspirator
User avatar
Posts: 8832
Joined: Sun May 20, 2012 3:24 pm

PostWed Jun 26, 2013 2:08 am » by *WillEase*


Image
Image

Conspirator
User avatar
Posts: 1221
Joined: Sat Sep 19, 2009 1:55 am

PostWed Jun 26, 2013 4:15 am » by Chaindrive


Image
Image

Super Moderator
User avatar
Posts: 17367
Joined: Tue Mar 24, 2009 9:22 pm
Location: In your grill

PostWed Jun 26, 2013 4:33 am » by Slith


The57ironman wrote:Image


WTF? lol
Image

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair

Sam Ewing


PreviousNext

  • Related topics
    Replies
    Views
    Last post
Visit Disclose.tv on Facebook