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PostThu Jun 20, 2013 1:20 pm » by Slith


Shit Happens


If you think life is bad ... How would you like to be an egg?
You only get laid once.
You only get eaten once.
It takes 4 minutes to get hard.
Only 2 minutes to get soft.
You share your box with 11 other guys.
But worst of all ... The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother.
So cheer up...Your life ain't that bad!

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PostThu Jun 20, 2013 1:45 pm » by Poppa_pygar


And you get boiled alive, and get your head smashed in :flop:
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PostThu Jun 20, 2013 1:56 pm » by Thruster


Slith wrote:Shit Happens


If you think life is bad ... How would you like to be an egg?
You only get laid once.
You only get eaten once.
It takes 4 minutes to get hard.
Only 2 minutes to get soft.
You share your box with 11 other guys.
But worst of all ... The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother.
So cheer up...Your life ain't that bad!

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The Unheard Complaints Of An Egg.

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PostThu Jun 20, 2013 2:01 pm » by Slith


LMAO. Too funny. Thank God I'm going away this weekend, I can only piss my pants so many times in a week.

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PostThu Jun 20, 2013 4:36 pm » by The57ironman


A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.

....Well, there's a very simple answer.




Nobody bothered to check the oil.



We just didn't know we were getting low.

...The reason for that is purely geographical.....



~~~ Our OIL is located in:

~~~ Alaska

~~~ California

~~~ Coastal Florida

~~~ Coastal Louisiana

~~~ Coastal Alabama

~~~~Coastal Mississippi

~~~~ Coastal Texas

~~~ North Dakota

~~~ Wyoming

~~~ Colorado

~~~ Kansas

~~~ Oklahoma

~~~ Pennsylvania

~~~ And Texas











and our dipstick is located in the White House..!




Any Questions?

NO?

Didn't think So...O_O

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PostTue Jun 25, 2013 7:13 pm » by *WillEase*


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PostTue Jun 25, 2013 7:25 pm » by The57ironman


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PostWed Jun 26, 2013 1:08 am » by *WillEase*


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PostWed Jun 26, 2013 3:33 am » by Slith


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WTF? lol
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PostWed Jun 26, 2013 4:08 am » by Malogg


Give yah all a wee laugh ~ Ima been given my own Radio show slot starting this coming Thursday co hosting with a friend on Sscotl


F@ckers gonna need a beep button also donate for the Malky pot fund Bahahaha

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