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PostMon Jul 01, 2013 3:24 pm » by Slith


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PostMon Jul 01, 2013 11:51 pm » by The57ironman


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...everything is ~ less...... :banana:














WELCOME TO THE PAPERLESS 21ST CENTURY!

















*OUR PHONES ~ WIRELESS

*COOKING ~ FIRELESS

*CARS ~ KEYLESS

*FOOD ~ FATLESS

*TIRES ~ TUBELESS

*DRESS ~ SLEEVELESS

*YOUTH ~ JOBLESS

*LEADERS ~ SHAMELESS

*RELATIONSHIPS ~ MEANINGLESS

*ATTITUDE ~ CARELESS

*WIVES ~ FEARLESS

*BABIES ~ FATHERLESS

*FEELINGS ~ HEARTLESS

*EDUCATION ~ VALUELESS

*CHILDREN ~ MANNERLESS

EVERYTHING IS BECOMING LESS

OUR HOPES ARE ENDLESS.

IN FACT WE ARE ~ SPEECHLESS

AND OUR PRESIDENT IS . . . .. CLUELESS !!

AND MIGHT I ADD, USELESS!!






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PostTue Jul 02, 2013 9:25 pm » by Slith


I know airline food sucks, but this takes the "ahem" cake



I had to laugh. Branson was so enamored with this, he offered the guy a job. I'd never heard of this airline complaint til today. :alien51:

Virgin offers complaint letter author job, 28 Jan 2009


Check the link for the visual of the culinary delights :vomit:






Dear Mr Branson

REF: Mumbai to Heathrow 7th December 2008

I love the Virgin brand, I really do which is why I continue to use it despite a series of unfortunate incidents over the last few years. This latest incident takes the biscuit.

Ironically, by the end of the flight I would have gladly paid over a thousand rupees for a single biscuit following the culinary journey of hell I was subjected to at thehands of your corporation.


Look at this Richard. Just look at it: [see image 1, above].

I imagine the same questions are racing through your brilliant mind as were racing through mine on that fateful day. What is this? Why have I been given it? What have I done to deserve this? And, which one is the starter, which one is the desert?

You don’t get to a position like yours Richard with anything less than a generous sprinkling of observational power so I KNOW you will have spotted the tomato next to the two yellow shafts of sponge on the left. Yes, it’s next to the sponge shaft without the green paste. That’s got to be the clue hasn’t it. No sane person would serve a desert with a tomato would they. Well answer me this Richard, what sort of animal would serve a desert with peas in: [see image 2, above].

I know it looks like a baaji but it’s in custard Richard, custard. It must be the pudding. Well you’ll be fascinated to hear that it wasn't custard. It was a sour gel with a clear oil on top. It’s only redeeming feature was that it managed to be so alien to my palette that it took away the taste of the curry emanating from our miscellaneous central cuboid of beige matter. Perhaps the meal on the left might be the desert after all.

Anyway, this is all irrelevant at the moment. I was raised strictly but neatly by my parents and if they knew I had started desert before the main course, a sponge shaft would be the least of my worries. So lets peel back the tin-foil on the main dish and see what’s on offer.

I’ll try and explain how this felt. Imagine being a twelve year old boy Richard. Now imagine it’s Christmas morning and you’re sat their with your final present to open. It’s a big one, and you know what it is. It’s that Goodmans stereo you picked out the catalogue and wrote to Santa about.

Only you open the present and it’s not in there. It’s your hamster Richard. It’s your hamster in the box and it’s not breathing. That’s how I felt when I peeled back the foil and saw this: [see image 3, above].

Now I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking it’s more of that Baaji custard. I admit I thought the same too, but no. It’s mustard Richard. MUSTARD. More mustard than any man could consume in a month. On the left we have a piece of broccoli and some peppers in a brown glue-like oil and on the right the chef had prepared some mashed potato. The potato masher had obviously broken and so it was decided the next best thing would be to pass the potatoes through the digestive tract of a bird.

Once it was regurgitated it was clearly then blended and mixed with a bit of mustard. Everybody likes a bit of mustard Richard.

By now I was actually starting to feel a little hypoglycaemic. I needed a sugar hit. Luckily there was a small cookie provided. It had caught my eye earlier due to it’s baffling presentation: [see image 4, above].

It appears to be in an evidence bag from the scene of a crime. A CRIME AGAINST BLOODY COOKING. Either that or some sort of back-street underground cookie, purchased off a gun-toting maniac high on his own supply of yeast. You certainly wouldn’t want to be caught carrying one of these through customs. Imagine biting into a piece of brass Richard. That would be softer on the teeth than the specimen above.

I was exhausted. All I wanted to do was relax but obviously I had to sit with that mess in front of me for half an hour. I swear the sponge shafts moved at one point.

Once cleared, I decided to relax with a bit of your world-famous onboard entertainment. I switched it on: [see image 5, above].

I apologise for the quality of the photo, it’s just it was incredibly hard to capture Boris Johnson’s face through the flickering white lines running up and down the screen. Perhaps it would be better on another channel: [see image 6, above].

Is that Ray Liotta? A question I found myself asking over and over again throughout the gruelling half-hour I attempted to watch the film like this. After that I switched off. I’d had enough. I was the hungriest I’d been in my adult life and I had a splitting headache from squinting at a crackling screen.

My only option was to simply stare at the seat in front and wait for either food, or sleep. Neither came for an incredibly long time. But when it did it surpassed my wildest expectations: [see image 7, above].

Yes! It’s another crime-scene cookie. Only this time you dunk it in the white stuff.

Richard…. What is that white stuff? It looked like it was going to be yoghurt. It finally dawned on me what it was after staring at it. It was a mixture between the Baaji custard and the Mustard sauce. It reminded me of my first week at university. I had overheard that you could make a drink by mixing vodka and refreshers. I lied to my new friends and told them I’d done it loads of times. When I attempted to make the drink in a big bowl it formed a cheese Richard, a cheese. That cheese looked a lot like your baaji-mustard.

So that was that Richard. I didn’t eat a bloody thing. My only question is: How can you live like this? I can’t imagine what dinner round your house is like, it must be like something out of a nature documentary.

As I said at the start I love your brand, I really do. It’s just a shame such a simple thing could bring it crashing to it’s knees and begging for sustenance.

Yours Sincererly

XXXX



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PostTue Jul 02, 2013 11:09 pm » by The57ironman


Slith wrote:I know airline food sucks, but this takes the "ahem" cake


Check the link for the visual of the culinary delights :vomit:




http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/trave ... etter.html

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PostWed Jul 03, 2013 6:28 am » by RATRODROB


The57ironman wrote:.

...everything is ~ less...... :banana:














WELCOME TO THE PAPERLESS 21ST CENTURY!

















*OUR PHONES ~ WIRELESS

*COOKING ~ FIRELESS

*CARS ~ KEYLESS

*FOOD ~ FATLESS

*TIRES ~ TUBELESS

*DRESS ~ SLEEVELESS

*YOUTH ~ JOBLESS

*LEADERS ~ SHAMELESS

*RELATIONSHIPS ~ MEANINGLESS

*ATTITUDE ~ CARELESS

*WIVES ~ FEARLESS

*BABIES ~ FATHERLESS

*FEELINGS ~ HEARTLESS

*EDUCATION ~ VALUELESS

*CHILDREN ~ MANNERLESS

EVERYTHING IS BECOMING LESS

OUR HOPES ARE ENDLESS.

IN FACT WE ARE ~ SPEECHLESS

AND OUR PRESIDENT IS . . . .. CLUELESS !!

AND MIGHT I ADD, USELESS!!






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thats great albeit sadly true,
but i reacon you could turn that into a rap song, lol :flop:
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PostWed Jul 03, 2013 3:55 pm » by Slith


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PostThu Jul 04, 2013 7:04 am » by Seahawk


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PostSat Jul 06, 2013 2:24 am » by RATRODROB


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I can not stress enough just how disgusting , vile and sexist i found the vids from ELNORE posted here.

except the ones with cats in them, they were funny and cute.

oh and the one with the little dog doing naughty things to that blokes ear, haha thats amusing.

and i spose the bowling and wrestling ones are great tricks.

then there were the wobbly jiggly girl bits, i did however pay close attention to those, ahem.

so yeah, that first one with the chick skating in big blobs of butter and then falling over is really just plain wrong mate.
i would appreciate in the future if you could please consider other peoples sensitivities befor posting such deplorable and disturbing images for all to see.

a speedy change in your behavior on this would be much appreciated and welcomed,

from the very well mannered and politically correct > RATRODROB
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