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PostMon Jan 03, 2011 7:01 pm » by Savwafair2012


Which side of the fence?

If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!



If a Conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.



If a Conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.



If a Conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.



If a Conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.



If a Conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.



If a Conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.



If a Conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A Liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

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PostMon Jan 03, 2011 7:20 pm » by Seahawk


savwafair2012 wrote:Which side of the fence?

If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!



If a Conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.



If a Conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.



If a Conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.



If a Conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.



If a Conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.



If a Conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.



If a Conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A Liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.



Thank you, Sav. I now know which side of the fence I sit on. Right leg on the right and left leg on the left. :|

By the above standards, I should hereby be known as a Conservative Liberal. :flop:



Fecking Libras.
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PostMon Jan 03, 2011 7:23 pm » by Boondox681


Which side of the fence?

If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!



If a Conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.



If a Conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.



If a Conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.



If a Conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.



If a Conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.



If a Conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.



If a Conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A Liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

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PostMon Jan 03, 2011 7:31 pm » by Heinousone


While I am not so sure about the validity of the experiment and its findings, I do find it rather interesting that many of the folks shooting it down seem to be doing so in a very emotional manner. You can see that rather clearly with their choice of words so perhaps there is something to the findings after all.

What I wouldnt agree with is that the amygdala that is about our emotions is a negative thing. What are these people trying to say? That mankind is supposed to evolve into a very unemotional being? I am sorry but emotions are not primitive they are proper and liberals show plenty of emotion in their lives. :alien51:

So conservatives, stop being so emotionally butthurt over this and just pick it apart logically and then you disarm them completely.

Emotions are not primitive, they are proper. End of story.

Edit: In fact I will go even farther, both brainsets have the amygdala so both sets show emotion but perhaps a larger amygdala allows for better control of emotion? To say that liberals generally show better control of emotion then conservatives would be false in my opinion. Some may and some conservatives may not be as controlled, of course there will be personal variances and any truly scientific batch test would have to be a large number of persons tested. Since this experiment was politicized, people will see it as they are politically trained to do. Seemingly on both sides.

Seriously, conservatives why give an emotional response when that is the trap set forth. Just break it down.

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PostMon Jan 03, 2011 8:04 pm » by Spock


I have decided to become a liberal now.

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PostMon Jan 03, 2011 8:15 pm » by Seahawk


spock wrote:I have decided to become a liberal now.



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PostTue Jan 04, 2011 5:57 am » by Heinousone



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PostTue Jan 04, 2011 6:04 am » by Londonkev


This guy probably also believes in Global Warming

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PostSat Jan 08, 2011 11:30 am » by 7hidden7agenda7


I would like to assert that ALL words in green are my words and that the following quote has been altered for comedic effect (technically it was just quicker than breaking it down into smaller quotes and responding to each of them)
savwafair2012 wrote:Which side of the fence?

If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

If a Conservative doesn't like guns, he'd never be re-elected.
If a Liberal doesn't like guns, it's because it allows ten year olds to shoot their mother in the head. (google it if you have to)

If a Conservative is a vegetarian, he's a pussy.
If a Liberal is a vegetarian, he's a pussy.

If a Conservative is homosexual, he quietly lives with his wife and hides in the closet.
If a Liberal is homosexual, he demands the same human rights as those who are heterosexual.

If a Conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to con his way to wealth.
A Liberal wonders who is going to employ him

If a Conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he's not watching fux news
Liberals laugh their ass off and wonder how people can watch this crap

If a Conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't get re-elected
A Liberal non-believer wishes you would respect the seperation of church and state, and not make irrational arguements based on fairytales.

If a Conservative decides he needs health care, he becomes a senator & buys shares in an insurance company, then ensures that the healthcare bill lacks any form of public option which would provide competition to the monopolies that make billions in bonuses to CEOs.
A Liberal demands a fair price, no discrimnation against those with pre-existing conditions, assurances the insurance company will Actually cover him if & when the time comes

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PostSat Jan 08, 2011 12:15 pm » by grev


you can't be no more than 16 years old. i'm betting you just recently got into politics as well.
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