Malawi To Make Farting Illegal

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PostMon Feb 07, 2011 12:41 pm » by NamelessGhoul

Malawi To Make Farting Illegal

It’s comforting to know that at least one country in the world has their priorities set straight.

The African nation of Malawi — the country you never knew existed until Madonna adopted a child from there to be used as a fashion accessory — is set to pass a bill that includes new laws intended to “mold responsible and disciplined citizens.”

By far the most beneficial new law is the one that makes it illegal to fart in public. That’s right, farting in public will no longer be just rude and discourteous to others, it will now be a crime. Which means farting will go on your criminal record. Finally, a government that isn’t afraid to take on the most diabolical criminals. Say all you want about armed robbery, there really is no crime more atrocious than crop-dusting in a crowded mall, forcing innocent and unsuspecting people to breathe in the foul gas that’s been fermenting inside somebody’s bowels.

These nefarious degenerates should be locked up for good in a room without ventilation and made to smell their crime for the remainder of their pathetic lives. ... 5720110201


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PostMon Feb 07, 2011 12:44 pm » by Noetic

hahahaha,meanwhile armed bandits rape and kill,politicians scheme and plunder,but the flatulent rot in jail
patent pending lol

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PostMon Feb 07, 2011 12:50 pm » by Flecktarn

Malawi off my holiday list then ,curry and pepsi and im well away ,,,how do they get away with such backward laws ,passing wind is a natural thing,,,and as noetic said theres worse things than farting

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PostMon Feb 07, 2011 12:57 pm » by Daemonfoe

rad... what if i have halitosis? would breathing be illegal?

of course i'm sure this law is more for intentionally loud uninhibited farts, but still pretty retarded...
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