Malawians voice anger against farting bill

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PostMon Feb 21, 2011 12:25 pm » by Allreadydead


Malawians voice anger against farting bill

Yes, this sounds like something from 'Monty Pythons Flying Circus', but it's real, a Government is trying to make farting in public a criminal offence! :shock: :alien51:

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/4/20110210/twl-malawians-voice-anger-against-fartin-41f21e0.html

Residents in Malawi's financial capital Blantyre have reacted angrily at government attempts to criminalise farting in public.


A load of hot air! - or :badair: :mrgreen:
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PostMon Feb 21, 2011 1:44 pm » by Lucylastik


"We all fart in public and it will be difficult to tell who has done it. Some do it silently. It some cases it is like teargas which goes like shhhh!
Maybe they should fill the courts with cows, horses, dogs and all animals cows are the biggest offenders hehehe. Who gives a FART anyway lol

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PostMon Feb 21, 2011 1:46 pm » by Svaha


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PostMon Feb 21, 2011 1:48 pm » by Allreadydead


lucylastik wrote:"We all fart in public and it will be difficult to tell who has done it. Some do it silently. It some cases it is like teargas which goes like shhhh!
Maybe they should fill the courts with cows, horses, dogs and all animals cows are the biggest offenders hehehe. Who gives a FART anyway lol


Loved that reply! :flop:
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PostMon Feb 21, 2011 2:02 pm » by Kingdraco


let's try to outlaw farts. :alien51: laughable.


whatever will they do about untraceable silent egg farts?ya know the one's that warm up the nuts and the underwear smell waaaay worse than the louder baritone purges.

Yeah you know the one's I'm talking about.

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PostMon Feb 21, 2011 2:02 pm » by Neversaydie


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PostMon Feb 21, 2011 2:06 pm » by Allreadydead


neversaydie wrote:Tell me this is a joke right!! Image


No, it's real!!! a government is actually going to criminalise farting in public!!!! :lol: :lol:

They're just fecking :dancing: :dancing: :dancing:

It's so stupid, it could only be true! :alien51:

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PostMon Feb 21, 2011 3:16 pm » by Thruster


When did you 'Get Wind' of this story??
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PostMon Feb 21, 2011 3:32 pm » by Allreadydead


thruster wrote:When did you 'Get Wind' of this story??


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