Marriage....... according to Christians.....

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PostFri Aug 21, 2009 12:13 am » by Realorfake


Christians and crazies alike, please watch and listen....for everyone else...ENJOY


How many times must you honk your horn and say fuck you?
Now what the fuck does that do?
You feel better now, I didnt let you pass.
How bout I stop my car and beat your fuckin' ass?

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PostFri Aug 21, 2009 12:14 am » by dlslith


Who the F*ck is this dildo? She's an idiot
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PostFri Aug 21, 2009 12:18 am » by Marduk2012


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PostFri Aug 21, 2009 12:20 am » by Spock


This just goes to show how little anyone that even considers the spin or the bullshit of any of that video, knows about Christianity.

Have fun deluding yourself.
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PostFri Aug 21, 2009 12:21 am » by Lowsix


that vid does gets a Lulziepop...
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PostFri Aug 21, 2009 12:25 am » by Realorfake


I love how Christians react to this video...

Its never light hearted....they ALWAYS get burned up inside...which is just more credence to the very stuff this woman is saying....
How many times must you honk your horn and say fuck you?
Now what the fuck does that do?
You feel better now, I didnt let you pass.
How bout I stop my car and beat your fuckin' ass?

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PostSat Aug 22, 2009 4:32 am » by Agentzen


realorfake wrote:Christians and crazies alike, please watch and listen....for everyone else...ENJOY




I fucking love that vid. How much longer can the bible bumpers continue on before they realize how barbaric their religion is. I know basically all of that stuff is old testament, but still, the whole thing is just for kooks.

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PostSat Aug 22, 2009 5:16 am » by Samkenman


:lol: That vid was great!!! I grew up a baptist, and as I grew older and more aware of the REAL world, I saw the flaws in the bible. Example: There was a story of a father who gathered wood in the winter to keep his family warm, however...because the father was "working" on sunday, the village members stoned him to death. :bullshit:

Marriage is nothing more than a LEGALLY BINDING CONTRACT!!!!

I believe marriage is in your heart, and if you do not feel it in your heart and soul, then marriage is nul and void...no matter what.
I have been through the whole marriage/divorce b.s....my "x" and I filed for divorce 7 YEARS AGO, BUT IS STILL NOT FINAL ACCORDING TO THE LAW!!!!!! :bullshit:

I have since settled down with another woman, raised a family and am happiest man man alive. My "x"still comes knocking at my door, trying to phuck things up, but because some judge says otherwise...I can't marry the REAL love of my life. :bullshit: :bullshit: :bullshit:

So...for all you "marrige headed idiots" out there...Kiss my rosey, white A**!!!!
You can take your marrige and your legally binding contracts to hell with you....

P.S. I've been to hell and was kicked out for boinking the devils wife and smuggling ice water!!! :dancing:
Take it easy...and if its easy...take it twice!!

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PostSat Aug 22, 2009 5:21 am » by Darrylmckay


samkenman wrote:P.S. I've been to hell and was kicked out for boinking the devils wife and smuggling ice water!!!


What was she like.
I bet she was just a demon in the sack aye.
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PostSat Aug 22, 2009 5:36 am » by Samkenman


darrylmckay wrote:
samkenman wrote:P.S. I've been to hell and was kicked out for boinking the devils wife and smuggling ice water!!!


What was she like.
I bet she was just a demon in the sack aye.



Good times....I have the scars to prove it ;)

But no where close to the REAL woman I'm with now :cheers:
Take it easy...and if its easy...take it twice!!

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