Master Thief Monkeys in India breaking into hospitals

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PostSun Jul 10, 2011 11:39 pm » by Freeyourmindnow


Monkeys are threatening to overrun India’s top hospital after learning how to operate the newly-installed automatic doors. Doctors at the flagship All India Institute of Medical Sciences in New Delhi said the horde of red-bottomed rhesus macaque monkeys – who have roamed the sprawling campus for decades – had figured out how to let themselves into wards through motion-censor doors.

The compromised wards include the neurosurgery department and nearby patient recovery rooms, which the monkeys often invade, snatching food, terrorising medical staff and playing around with sensitive equipment. They also creating bedlam outside one of the operation theatres, and when chased away by the hospital security staff hide themselves in the false ceiling only to re-emerge when the coast was clear to continue their chaotic activity.

“Some of these monkeys make their way into the wards. At least one monkey bite case is reported in the hospital every week,” Debjyoti Karmakar head of the resident doctors association said. AIIMS spokesman Y K Gupta, said that the hospital had hired two grey langurs – another larger breed of monkey = to chase the marauding macaque monkeys away from the wards and residential areas.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldne ... doors.html

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PostSun Jul 10, 2011 11:47 pm » by Freeyourmindnow


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PostMon Jul 11, 2011 8:42 am » by Slamgunshark


karmarulz wrote:BULLSHIT find some real topics dude


shut up bitch!

respect someone who actually starts a thread, shitface.

damn trifflin mofo's
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PostMon Jul 11, 2011 8:49 am » by Freeyourmindnow


karmarulz wrote:BULLSHIT find some real topics dude

:alien51: what a monkey you are and very stupid one too. This shows your low IQ. you dont even get the point do you?

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PostMon Jul 11, 2011 11:54 am » by Freeyourmindnow


karmarulz wrote:
freeyourmindnow wrote:
karmarulz wrote:BULLSHIT find some real topics dude

:alien51: what a monkey you are and very stupid one too. This shows your low IQ. you dont even get the point do you?


:lol:


fuck me, i am a douche bag, and a mofo


you are a troll zinzana, go fuck your self mofo, you cant hide constant different accounts, a troll will always be troll, mofo, say hi to your mother :wink:

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PostMon Jul 11, 2011 11:58 am » by Aragajag


He is gone.
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PostMon Jul 11, 2011 11:59 am » by Freeyourmindnow


aragajag wrote:He is gone.

thank you

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PostMon Jul 11, 2011 12:08 pm » by Aragajag


No problems thanks for the flag.
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PostSun Jul 31, 2011 1:08 pm » by Eliakim


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Brilliant, reminds me of Obama and the new world monkeys...

You my have received a larger response had you posted this item in the other forum.
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PostSun Jul 31, 2011 3:35 pm » by Mediasorcerer


hey free,so long as they arent operating on ya!!!! imagine waking up on the hospital bed to a monkey with a scalpel in its hand,your kidney in the other,!!!blood all over you,haha
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