Just checking search engine for hayfever treatments and found this from last year. Hope it's not been posted before. It might make you blind but that's better than a summer of sneezing hell. Wonder why I've still been getting the symptoms over all these years!


Masturbation could bring hay fever relief for men

* 02:43 01 April 2009 by David Robson

Spring is here and with it come the woes of hay fever. Never fear, however, as there may be a quick and pleasurable treatment to clear those bunged noses, for guys at least – a well-timed ejaculation.

That's what Sina Zarrintan, a neurologist from the Tabriz Medical University in Iran proposes, anyway. The logic behind the proposal is based on the fact that the nose and the genitals are both connected to the same part of the nervous system that controls certain reflexes – the sympathetic nervous system.

A blocked nose is caused by swollen and inflamed nasal blood vessels, irritated by an infection or pollen in the air. But during ejaculation, the sympathetic nervous system constricts blood vessels across the body. That should soothe the swollen nasal blood vessels, freeing the airway for normal breathing, according to Zarrintan.

He hasn't yet performed clinical trials to test the hypothesis, but if it works, it could have many benefits over decongestant drugs, Zarrintan says, which have been known to contribute to hypertension. "Furthermore, if used for more than two or three days, they can actually make congestion worse," he adds.

http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn1 ... r-men.html

I'm not against masturbation, and I'm pretty sure it won't make you blind, but there is a better way to get rid of allergies, ask a nlp practitioner for the allergy process, it will take some 10 minutes.

"nlp" = neuro-linguistic programming ?

i knew their must be an upside to me being a wanker

Always wondered why I don't have any allergies.



There's a better way than this to get rid of allergies? I hope nlp is some foreign language acronym for something along the lines of a smoking hot babe doing the masturbation for you while you kick back and deeply breath in the spores of pollen through clear unabated nostrils.

Yes.

For those out there who suffer with hay fever & Are smokers, try blowing smoke out your nose as this coats the hairs & makes you less prone to the symptoms of hay fever.

Old army method that actually works, disgusting but works.

http://www.articlesbase.com/psychology-articles/asthma-attack-liberation-by-way-of-nlp-196964.html

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Finally medicine that doesn't taste bitter