Meet Steven Reed. The Worst Chef in the Entire World..

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PostWed Nov 28, 2012 3:39 am » by Troll2rocks


If this is real, which I believe it is, then my god...

(EDIT) It appears all the videos associated with Steven Reed have been removed. It also appears he is a sex offender, as pointed out by a member on this site.

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The amount of prep time and attention to detail is mind boggling on show here, the man is a one man whirlwind of absolute cooking perfection and charismatic perfectionism. His skill with ingredients alone should win him trophies. All this, and all he uses is a microwave. Behold....

Steven Reed quite possibly the most charismatic and talented chef in the world.

However, before you view his masterpieces linked below, take a moment to read what BadassDigest has to say on the matter, read the paragraph below.


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This has to be fake. It's too perfect to be real. If it is fake, it's a work of mad genius. If it's real, it's a work of mad genius. Either way, it's mad genius.

Steven Reed hosts Weber Cooks, a cooking show that supposedly streamed on the Weber State News site (if you go there now they appear to be streaming an inept newscast from April. It's breathtakingly bad). Reed seems to be happy using just the one facial expression and the one tone of voice, and he loves making food in his microwave. I'm assuming the idea was that this is a cooking show for dorm kids, who can only have a microwave in their room, but the chili cheese dip one... holy shit.

Here's Reed teaching you how to make spaghetti in the microwave. The music rules on this one:



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Here's how to make Rice-A-Roni:


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Potatoes and creamed corn! More killer music:


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PostWed Nov 28, 2012 3:50 am » by Chillitiger


You sure this isn't Dr Reed/Rutter??!!

This bloke looks a picture of health too. I might try these recipes the next time I wish to become the walking dead!
Yes i'll admit it.... I think Max Keiser is a LEGEND

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PostWed Nov 28, 2012 4:03 am » by Spock


I sure am happy they started the music back at the beginning when we got shorted out when they cut to nuke the potatoes.


On a side note, not only is this chef creative and visionary, he also does all this without wearing any pants behind that counter.

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PostWed Nov 28, 2012 4:16 am » by Bleever


disgusting.
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PostWed Nov 28, 2012 8:54 am » by Akashicrebel


Bleever wrote:disgusting.


can you refer that? dont bother. i do it myself.
















busted !!! !













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PostWed Nov 28, 2012 10:43 am » by Slith


By the time I got to this all the vids had been removed by the user. It may have something to do with the above post
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PostWed Nov 28, 2012 4:22 pm » by Troll2rocks


Akashicrebel wrote:
Bleever wrote:disgusting.


can you refer that? dont bother. i do it myself.
















busted !!! !













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Holyshit!!!

He is a nonce ? :o



@Slith, yeah the videos appear to have been taken down. :think:
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PostWed Nov 28, 2012 4:42 pm » by domdabears


I'm confused.

This topic seems to be everywhere and I cant watch any videos.
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PostWed Nov 28, 2012 4:44 pm » by Akashicrebel


Troll2rocks wrote:
Holyshit!!!

He is a nonce ? :o




:rtft:
sorry for being such a party destroyer.
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