Necrophilia

Mon Jun 25, 2012 1:26 am » by **Troll2rocks**

Has anyone here ever tried it ? Harbin ?, Oto ?, surely Teloc has ?

Sounds like the new dogging to me!

Michael Douglass and Catherine Zeta Jones have been doing it for years!

Don't judge me!!! this is relevant as hell!!!!!!!!!!!!! :clapper:

Mon Jun 25, 2012 2:01 am » by **Cosmine**

Don't judge me!!! this is relevant as hell!!!!!!!!!!!!! :clapper:

Mon Jun 25, 2012 2:19 am » by **Seahawk**

You've got to be kidding. :shock:

That doesn't seem- in any way- that it would come even close to feeling good, or being a delightful experience- like sex is..um... supposed to be.

What's gotten into you??? Or, ....erm..... what have you gotten into?

Troll's WORD OF THE DAY:

Mon Jun 25, 2012 2:46 am » by **Troll2rocks**

Seahawk100 wrote:You've got to be kidding.

That doesn't seem- in any way- that it would come even close to feeling good, or being a delightful experience- like sex is..um... supposed to be.

What's gotten into you??? Or, ....erm..... what have you gotten into?

Troll's WORD OF THE DAY:

LMAO My fav line from The Thing...

You've got to be kidding.

Hey don't knock it till you've tried it man. It might be fun

Mon Jun 25, 2012 3:19 am » by **The57ironman**

Troll2rocks wrote:
Hey don't knock it till you've tried it man.

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lol....the closer the bone , the sweeter the meat... :peep:

Mon Jun 25, 2012 3:48 am » by **Kinninigan**

Does sleeping with girls who are so high are drugs they can't move count?

:peep:

Mon Jun 25, 2012 12:42 pm » by **Thor**

I don't even know why I'm playing along, necrophilia is just :vomit:

I'm pretty sure it's unsafe to stick your :censored:

in some dead female, just picture it. :vomit:

Mon Jun 25, 2012 1:23 pm » by **Thruster**

It's catchy.

http://www.medicaldaily.com/news/201204 ... philia.htm

......Well..you started it.

Mon Jun 25, 2012 2:10 pm » by **peterxdunn**

A man was up in court charged with gross acts of sadism, bestiality and necrophilia.

It was nearing the end of the hearing and the accused had already been found guilty as charged.

'Has the accused got anything to say in his defence before I pass judgement?' enquired the judge.

'I would just like the court to know that I have given up on such practices', replied the accused.

'Well, better late than never. Tell me, what prompted you to finally see the error of your ways?' the judge asked of the man.

'Actually your honour I had been growing tired of my deviant behaviour for some time, I was beginning to feel like I was just flogging a dead horse.'

Mon Jun 25, 2012 2:21 pm » by **Perry LaGuardia**

Kinninigan wrote:Does sleeping with girls who are so high are drugs they can't move count?

Ask and you shall be answered

An Ohio man charged with necrophilia swears he had no idea the woman was dead when they were having sex, police said.

Authorities arrested Richard Sanden earlier this week after finding that the 55-year-old had sexual relations with the corpse of Rebecca Whitehead, the Washington Times-Herald reports.

Sanden called the cops to alert them of the 48-year-old's death, according to police documents, and had performed CPR on her until emergency personnel arrived.

The Geneva, Ohio, man said he had met Whitehead through a telephone dateline and had been seeing her for nearly four months, police said. That night, before engaging in sexual intercourse, Sanden said he and the woman had been drinking and smoking marijuana.