....I couldn't watch all of this, maybe some of you have a stronger stomach than I do......
New Religion Based on Beyonce! Goddess Worship Exposed!
Published on Apr 30, 2014
But seriously, I wish this were a joke. Folks, you can't make this stuff up. Our reality is getting much more ridiculous by the day.
Check this out!
The Book of Man http://vimeo.com/album/2701770
The Book of Man Blog (announcements) http://brianonley.wordpress.com/
Chaindrive wrote:Im excited by this... no, I really am.. in fact I want to see FAR more of this sort of thing happening every day... why.? Well, first off having the standard religion thats been floating around for thousands of years... was just not hip enough for the up and mobile society of today... something "fresh" and "new" that they can package with alot of glitter and tinsel..
Now.... EVERYBODY wants to get into the act, regardless if its Illuminati or not.. and pretty soon well ALL have a church for somebody and something...
The church of Hawaiian dancers...
The church of taking out the trash...
The church of How To Seem Intelligent
The church of Peace Of Mind By Losing Complete Control For 16 Hours a Day
The church of What To Wear On The Toilet
The church of The Stains In Your Shorts Can Indicate Your Future
The church of Self-Mutilation As An Attention Getter
The church of Chances Are Your Sister's Full Of Shit
The church of Groping Yourself In Public
The Church of Jerry Lewis
The Church of Garrison Keillor (Minnesota joke)
The church of ............. (fill in the blank, and post)
and by THIS time... nobody is going to have time to kill each other due to the fact that everybody is going to be in their own little churches praying to their own little gods... also... itll get so massively confusing that nobody will know wholl be right in to what god TO worship in the first place... and then nobody will give a shit and all give up on this ridiculous idea of religion completely...
and they ALL lived happily ever after....
So basically, you believe that pantheism brings sanity while monotheism destroys it?
For example, I would like to be in:
The Church of Sleeping In
The Church of Finding a Seat in Public Transportation
The Church of Getting Ones Grocery Shopping Done during Lunch Break...
(include numerous other churches to get me through my day)
The Church of Fantasizing about Celebrity XYs Rack before Falling Asleep?
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