New Religion Based on Beyonce! Goddess Worship Exposed!

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PostWed Apr 30, 2014 10:55 pm » by Evildweeb


....I couldn't watch all of this, maybe some of you have a stronger stomach than I do......

New Religion Based on Beyonce! Goddess Worship Exposed!

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Published on Apr 30, 2014

But seriously, I wish this were a joke. Folks, you can't make this stuff up. Our reality is getting much more ridiculous by the day.

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PostThu May 01, 2014 12:14 am » by 99socks

Chaindrive wrote:Im excited by this... no, I really am.. in fact I want to see FAR more of this sort of thing happening every day... why.? Well, first off having the standard religion thats been floating around for thousands of years... was just not hip enough for the up and mobile society of today... something "fresh" and "new" that they can package with alot of glitter and tinsel..

Now.... EVERYBODY wants to get into the act, regardless if its Illuminati or not.. and pretty soon well ALL have a church for somebody and something...

The church of Hawaiian dancers...

The church of taking out the trash...

The church of How To Seem Intelligent

The church of Peace Of Mind By Losing Complete Control For 16 Hours a Day

The church of What To Wear On The Toilet

The church of The Stains In Your Shorts Can Indicate Your Future

The church of Self-Mutilation As An Attention Getter

The church of Chances Are Your Sister's Full Of Shit

The church of Groping Yourself In Public

The Church of Jerry Lewis

The Church of Garrison Keillor (Minnesota joke) :lol:

The church of ............. (fill in the blank, and post)

and by THIS time... nobody is going to have time to kill each other due to the fact that everybody is going to be in their own little churches praying to their own little gods... also... itll get so massively confusing that nobody will know wholl be right in to what god TO worship in the first place... and then nobody will give a shit and all give up on this ridiculous idea of religion completely...

and they ALL lived happily ever after.... :flop:

So basically, you believe that pantheism brings sanity while monotheism destroys it?

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PostThu May 01, 2014 12:52 am » by Shikaze

The concept sounds interesting. Could you be in multiple churches at a time or are they mutually exclusive?
For example, I would like to be in:

The Church of Sleeping In
The Church of Finding a Seat in Public Transportation
The Church of Getting Ones Grocery Shopping Done during Lunch Break...
(include numerous other churches to get me through my day)
and finally:
The Church of Fantasizing about Celebrity XYs Rack before Falling Asleep?

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PostThu May 01, 2014 12:59 am » by The57ironman



Collapse is a series of events that sometimes span years.
Each event increases in volatility over the last event,
but as time goes on these events tend to condition the masses.

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PostThu May 01, 2014 5:48 am » by Cthulhu

WHAT A JOKE. :lol: :lol:

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