Oh "Jesus"..Here we go again...
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- Cryptillian
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Sat Nov 21, 2009 2:07 am » by Cryptillian
odrama wrote:Hahah. Oh man. If you guys like some jesus stuff, here's a video i made a while back. I took a free dvd i got in the mail and did some voice overs. It's at about 11,000 plays on that one so far. You guys can subscribe to my youtube if you want. Get to know yours truly a little better!
It might help you to see a little method behind some of my madness. Enjoy.
http://www.youtube.com/user/ChainsawAllen
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i sinscribed....you is fukin funny (so im guessing that seminary school wasn't in the cards hey)
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Sat Nov 21, 2009 2:19 am » by Cornbread714
odrama wrote:Hahah. Oh man. If you guys like some jesus stuff, here's a video i made a while back. I took a free dvd i got in the mail and did some voice overs. It's at about 11,000 plays on that one so far. You guys can subscribe to my youtube if you want. Get to know yours truly a little better!
It might help you to see a little method behind some of my madness. Enjoy.
http://www.youtube.com/user/ChainsawAllen
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Pretty funny, you stoner.
It reminds me of a friend of mine's work with an improv group (a la MST3K)
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- Seahawk100
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Sun Nov 29, 2009 11:42 am » by Seahawk100
Great Stuff, Odrama!!! Had to take a hit off my bong after that one. I was inspired. Heh heh heh.
I am def signing up.
Cheers,
Hawk
Oh, and Jesus came to me in a vision, while I was takin' a crap.
After apoligizing for his timing, he gave me a personal message to deliver to "all the assholes that were laughing at jokes about me." He said to tell Odrama that he loved the video, and that the check was in the mail. He said that it was a long time ago, and that he had forgotten about the money that he owed that guy.
Let's see, He said that he doesn't flash any more, and he doesn't masterbate cause he can just "will the sensation, without the mess." He said "that oughta piss them off, Fuckers!"
Uh,..... He wants to know if "that Cryptilian guy might help me to co-write my new book called, "I Changed my Mind- but it was too late."
He said that he doesn't "appear" on irons, or toast, or on spoons, in basements, trees, underwear, underpasses, or "any of that stupid shit." He said "That's so freakin' rediculous. How could anyone believe that, Seahawk?" I just sort of shrugged my shoulders, as I winced, and grunted a little.
Oh, and the last thing- He asked me to take a pic on my new
I-Phone, so I did, He said to post it and to Quote Him.
He said, "This is for you, Bugmenot. That toilet-crap gif was just too gross. Say ten thousand Hail- Mary's, and go to mass every Sunday for the rest of your life, friggin' ass! If you miss one single mass, I will send the fleas of a thousand camels to invade your armpits and pubes- and don't test me or you will continue to think that birds and UFO's are the same thing- for all eternity!"
Then he said, "Your an OK guy, Seahawk, Thanks for helping me out here. He said that if there was anything he could do for me, to just let him know. So, I asked him to hand me the toilet paper. He smiled, handed me the T.P., sort of waved, winked, and then he said, "Oh, and one last thing, there's some really great shit coming up from Mexico next Tuesday. See ya!"
He had almost completely faded from my vision, when he reversed and came back into full view. He said, "And tell Jet to get real, that's just a natural formation, not an image of me." As he began to fade again, he was muttering, "Damn, what the hell is with these people that see me in the most idiotic places? Jesus H. Christ!" And then he was gone.
I just sat there for a minute and thought, "Wow! That was pretty cool, Jesus was just in my bathroom! Wow!"
I am def signing up.
Cheers,
Hawk
Oh, and Jesus came to me in a vision, while I was takin' a crap.
After apoligizing for his timing, he gave me a personal message to deliver to "all the assholes that were laughing at jokes about me." He said to tell Odrama that he loved the video, and that the check was in the mail. He said that it was a long time ago, and that he had forgotten about the money that he owed that guy.
Let's see, He said that he doesn't flash any more, and he doesn't masterbate cause he can just "will the sensation, without the mess." He said "that oughta piss them off, Fuckers!"
Uh,..... He wants to know if "that Cryptilian guy might help me to co-write my new book called, "I Changed my Mind- but it was too late."
He said that he doesn't "appear" on irons, or toast, or on spoons, in basements, trees, underwear, underpasses, or "any of that stupid shit." He said "That's so freakin' rediculous. How could anyone believe that, Seahawk?" I just sort of shrugged my shoulders, as I winced, and grunted a little.
Oh, and the last thing- He asked me to take a pic on my new
I-Phone, so I did, He said to post it and to Quote Him.
He said, "This is for you, Bugmenot. That toilet-crap gif was just too gross. Say ten thousand Hail- Mary's, and go to mass every Sunday for the rest of your life, friggin' ass! If you miss one single mass, I will send the fleas of a thousand camels to invade your armpits and pubes- and don't test me or you will continue to think that birds and UFO's are the same thing- for all eternity!"
Then he said, "Your an OK guy, Seahawk, Thanks for helping me out here. He said that if there was anything he could do for me, to just let him know. So, I asked him to hand me the toilet paper. He smiled, handed me the T.P., sort of waved, winked, and then he said, "Oh, and one last thing, there's some really great shit coming up from Mexico next Tuesday. See ya!"
He had almost completely faded from my vision, when he reversed and came back into full view. He said, "And tell Jet to get real, that's just a natural formation, not an image of me." As he began to fade again, he was muttering, "Damn, what the hell is with these people that see me in the most idiotic places? Jesus H. Christ!" And then he was gone.
I just sat there for a minute and thought, "Wow! That was pretty cool, Jesus was just in my bathroom! Wow!"
RON PAUL 2012
All truths are easy to understand, once they are discovered. The point, is to discover them.-
Galileo Galilei
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Sun Nov 29, 2009 12:20 pm » by Seahawk100
P.S. There was no burning bush, but I had eaten some jalepenos recently, so there was burning, at least...... ; > }
RON PAUL 2012
All truths are easy to understand, once they are discovered. The point, is to discover them.-
Galileo Galilei
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