PETA Crashes Biker Gathering… Not to be missed!

Wed Dec 05, 2012 6:45 pm » by **Kinninigan**

After reading this its time to clean my PC screen.....ROTFL!

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PETA Crashes Biker Gathering… Not to be missed

Try to read this without laughing out loud… H/T Mike Hoy

What a wonderful coming together of two diverse groups! We need more gatherings where the idiot activists are given warm, moist, aromatic welcomes like this one. This is why PETA usually protests women wearing fur rather than bikers wearing leather. Sounds to me like the old saying, “you mess with the bull, and you get the horns”. Gee, I guess these characters thought that Bikers where going to be politically correct like the rest of the wimpy world.

HERE’S HOW POLICE FOUND ONE OF THEM:

Johnstown, PA (GlossyNews) – Local and state police scoured the hills outside rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights activists going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather at a large motorcycle gang rally this weekend. Two others, previously reported missing, were discovered by fast food workers “duct taped inside fast food restaurant dumpsters,” according to police officials.

“Something just went wrong,” said a still visibly shaken organizer of the protest. “Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong.”

The organizer said a group of concerned animal rights activists, “growing tired of throwing fake blood and shouting profanities at older women wearing leather or fur coats,” decided to protest the annual motorcycle club event “in a hope to show them our outrage at their wanton use of leather in their clothing and motor bike seats.”

“In fact,” said the organizer, “motorcycle gangs are one of the biggest abusers of wearing leather, and we decided it was high time that we let them know that we disagree with them using it, ergo, they should stop.”

According to witnesses, protesters arrived at the event in a vintage 1960′s era Volkswagen van and began to pelt the gang members with balloons filled with red colored water, simulating blood, and shouting “you’re murderers” to passersby. This, evidently, is when the brouhaha began.

“They peed on me!!!” charged one activist. “They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me ‘La Trene’ and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!”

Still others claimed they were forced to eat hamburgers and hot dogs under duress. Those who resisted were allegedly held down while several bikers “farted on their heads.”

Police officials declined comments on any leads or arrests due to the ongoing nature of the investigation; however, organizers for the motorcycle club rally expressed “surprise” at the allegations.

“That’s preposterous,”said one high-ranking member of the biker organizing committee. “We were having a party, and these people showed up and were very rude to us. They threw things at us, called us names, and tried to ruin the entire event. So, what did we do? We invited them to the party!

What could be more friendly than that? You know, just because we are all members of motorcycle clubs does not mean we do not care about inclusiveness. Personally, I think it shows a lack of character for them to be saying such nasty things about us after we bent over backwards to make them feel welcome.”

When confronted with the allegations of force-feeding the activist’s meat, using them as ad hoc latrines, leaving them incapacitated in fast food restaurant dumpsters, and ‘farting on their heads,’ the organizer declined to comment in detail. “That’s just our secret hand shake,” assured the organizer.

“Something just went wrong,” said a still visibly shaken organizer of the
protest. “Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong.” Yes, it did. What went wrong is that, at some point in your life, you became horribly, horribly stupid.

http://fromthetrenchesworldreport.com/p ... sed/27275/

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Wed Dec 05, 2012 9:37 pm » by **Chaindrive**

HELL YEAH!!!

Freeking burned out mentally retarded hippies. They should really considered themselves extremely lucky not to have be shot, get dragged behind on few bikes or even worse, and Im sure a few of these bikers has dogs as well.. and you wanna guess what the bikers would of forced these morons to do with these dogs in front of everybody and being filmed by several cameras to show at other biker gatherings.?

Now THATS a party I wanna be at.! :mrgreen:

ALL of these brain dead simpletons and this includes ALL of the environmentalist (whos actually causing all these problems to live a nice normal life.. yammering endlessly about global warming, not eating animals, carbon footprints. etc, etc, etc.. to be dragged out into the middle of the street and severely beaten or at least a good "Boot to the Head".

Thats why you cant do 3/4 of the things that anybody normally could of been doing 5+ years ago.. but NOW ITS AGAINST THE "LAW".

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And lets Pen & Teller explain it best... shall we.?

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Wed Dec 05, 2012 9:44 pm » by **Blotto**

Kinninigan wrote::look:

Still others claimed they were forced to eat hamburgers and hot dogs under duress. Those who resisted were allegedly held down while several bikers “farted on their heads.”

I think it shows a lack of character for them to be saying such nasty things about us after we bent over backwards to make them feel welcome.”

just lol

Wed Dec 05, 2012 10:10 pm » by **Naranja**

Kinninigan wrote:After reading this its time to clean my PC screen.....ROTFL!

LOL I too came on my screen.
:cheers:

Wed Dec 05, 2012 10:16 pm » by **mediasorcery**

hahaha.classic.

Wed Dec 05, 2012 10:25 pm » by **Harbin**

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Wed Dec 05, 2012 11:53 pm » by **Marcydare**

LOL, Pissed on ( all day,) :clapper:

You did'nt see it coming ? Fools !
I believe they are lucky that those bikers respect life
more than PETA themselves, Because, If they did not
the protesters would be Dead right now. Learn from this PETA. :bang;

Wed Dec 05, 2012 11:55 pm » by **The57ironman**

.

........LOL..... :mrcool:

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Thu Dec 06, 2012 5:31 am » by **Chaindrive**

Guys.. I really hate to burst all your fun on this subject, but.

I cant hi-light this so youll will have to click the link to read it. Sorry, and dont know why neither.

It WAS funny...

http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/leatherprotest.asp

Thu Dec 06, 2012 5:45 am » by **Kinninigan**

Chaindrive wrote:Guys.. I really hate to burst all your fun on this subject, but.

I cant hi-light this so youll will have to click the link to read it. Sorry, and dont know why neither.

It WAS funny...

http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/leatherprotest.asp

now i am so depressed i am gonna eat a steak in my leather chaps now....