Pizza is now considered a Vegetable by the u.s gov

Wed Nov 23, 2011 1:51 pm » by **Illuminated**

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faX-CX5Z ... ture=feedu

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Thu Nov 24, 2011 1:42 am » by **Garciaface**

I love pizza. It's got everything, bread, cheese, meats (that you add), and tomato sauce. Lots of protein, carbs, sodium, vitamins and minerals. You could literally live on nothing but pizza and water. Great before battle, during a hangover, and anytime you need to fill your stomach for three to five hours. I don't think I know anyone who does not like pizza in some form or other. We should name it our (United States) National Meal. Any freeloaders out there, can you tell me if it counts as a food stamp item? I think it should. Great for kids to grow up on. Make our kids nice and plump for when the reptilians come. Anyone remember the Twilight Zone Episode, To Serve Man?

Thu Nov 24, 2011 2:01 am » by **Blondie1w2000**

I wonder if my beer would be considered a serving of grains, then.

Thu Nov 24, 2011 5:04 am » by **Kayla**

How fucking stupid, pizza, one of your five a day.

Thu Nov 24, 2011 11:27 am » by **dlslith**

blondie1w2000 wrote:I wonder if my beer would be considered a serving of grains, then.

I've always considered this to be true and live by it. Not only that, potato chips are a vegetable as well. Beer, pizza and chips......aaaahhhh, life she good...non?
I'm sure Indi is blowing a gasket reading this. lolz

Thu Nov 24, 2011 11:41 am » by **Spock**

Gotta make sure you eat your greens

Thu Nov 24, 2011 11:44 am » by **dlslith**

Zuchinni? Aaaah! Food of the Gods. Love the greens

Thu Nov 24, 2011 7:58 pm » by **Garciaface**

I wouldn’t be surprised if beer made it to that list, after all our governments want us all fat, unemployed, sitting at home playing Xbox, eating pizza, and collecting a free check on the backs of the stupid middle class. Beer, next to the rapidly approaching LEGAL marijuana, fits right in on the agenda of the elite making sure mankind is as useless as possible. Like I said before, To Serve Man, it gets no clearer than that.

Thu Nov 24, 2011 8:02 pm » by **Theclarificator**

blondie1w2000 wrote:I wonder if my beer would be considered a serving of grains, then.

Thats very true.
And weed is also for salads.
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Thu Nov 24, 2011 8:04 pm » by **Domdabears**

Is it considered this because of the sauce?
Tomato isn't even a vegetable. It's a fruit.