"Pornographic" sweetie wrappers anger Pontefract shopper

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PostSat Aug 29, 2009 2:31 pm » by bugmenot


"Pornographic" sweetie wrappers anger Pontefract shopper :lol: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... ppers.html

A father-of-two has spoken of his disgust after spotting fruity cartoon characters appearing to have sex on SWEET wrappers.

Simon Simpkins was buying Haribo MAOAM sour candies for his children when he noticed the 'pornographic' illustrations of limes, lemons and cherries romping with each other.

Mr Simpkins, of Pontefract, West Yorkshire, said: 'The lemon and lime are locked in what appears to be a carnal encounter.


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Fruity: According to Mr Simpkins, the lime has a 'particularly lurid' expression on its face during its encounter with a lemon

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Debauched: The lime enjoys a similarly smutty experience with a willing pair of cherries

'The lime, whom I assume to be the gentleman in this coupling, has a particularly lurid expression on his face.'

He said: 'I demanded to see the shop manager and, during a heated exchange, my wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park.'

A spokesman for Haribo said the 'fun' packaging of the sweets was introduced in Germany 2002 and added: 'This jovial MAOAM man is very popular with fans, both young and old.'



that dirty letchy green limey wants to pop the twins cherry its disgusting :lol: :lol:

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PostSat Aug 29, 2009 2:36 pm » by Pindz


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PostSat Aug 29, 2009 2:43 pm » by Muchtyman


bugmenot wrote:"Pornographic" sweetie wrappers anger Pontefract shopper :lol: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... ppers.html

A father-of-two has spoken of his disgust after spotting fruity cartoon characters appearing to have sex on SWEET wrappers.

Simon Simpkins was buying Haribo MAOAM sour candies for his children when he noticed the 'pornographic' illustrations of limes, lemons and cherries romping with each other.

Mr Simpkins, of Pontefract, West Yorkshire, said: 'The lemon and lime are locked in what appears to be a carnal encounter.


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Fruity: According to Mr Simpkins, the lime has a 'particularly lurid' expression on its face during its encounter with a lemon

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Debauched: The lime enjoys a similarly smutty experience with a willing pair of cherries

'The lime, whom I assume to be the gentleman in this coupling, has a particularly lurid expression on his face.'

He said: 'I demanded to see the shop manager and, during a heated exchange, my wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park.'

A spokesman for Haribo said the 'fun' packaging of the sweets was introduced in Germany 2002 and added: 'This jovial MAOAM man is very popular with fans, both young and old.'



that dirty letchy green limey wants to pop the twins cherry its disgusting :lol: :lol:

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Godamn Limeys

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PostSat Aug 29, 2009 2:56 pm » by Drextin


They do look like they are getting it on...........but it would be a non issue as long as someone didn't point it out.
He said: 'I demanded to see the shop manager and, during a heated exchange, my wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park.'

To me that says it all. The shop manager has nothing to do with the packaging or the store carrying the product. Mr.thin skin was just looking for some attention and used the manager to help him get it.
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PostSat Aug 29, 2009 5:21 pm » by Towelie


Ive pointed those wrappers out to loadsa people, my girlfriend was eating some yrs ago when she first pointed them out to me. The person that thought that up, knew what he was doing, thats no coincidence that they look as if there getting it on :lol:
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PostSat Aug 29, 2009 6:36 pm » by Newearthman


I see nothing wrong besides the fact that the lime is a cheating bastered!!! :mrgreen:
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PostSat Aug 29, 2009 6:41 pm » by Lordgaga


Eat what you want to."Pornographic" sweetie included. Who cares?
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PostMon Aug 31, 2009 8:22 am » by Woodgod23


Am I the only one who's mind is twisted enough to think that the lime is licking a set of balls in the second one?

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PostMon Aug 31, 2009 8:25 am » by Hesop


Dude! Way off!



just the left one.
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