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Tue Dec 15, 2009 4:33 pm » by **Blacky**

what the difference between tiger woods and santa claus????

santa claus stops after three HO's

Tue Dec 15, 2009 4:37 pm » by **Lordgaga**

spoetnick wrote:Tiger to endorse a new line of Trojan condoms that have the Nike swoosh logo on them that will increase your drive and shorten your strokes.

She is gongi to get an anout of moeny, :mrgreen:

Tue Dec 15, 2009 5:23 pm » by **Sheeple**

Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock!
Who's there?
Tiger.
Tiger who?
Tiger Woods knock-out.

Tue Dec 15, 2009 5:30 pm » by **Zegtelzegtel**

bugmenot wrote:what does tiger woods have in common with a baby seal? they have both been beaten with a club by a scandinavian.

Tue Dec 15, 2009 5:52 pm » by **Santaclaus**

Ho-ho-ho!

Tue Dec 15, 2009 5:59 pm » by **Brennanclan**

what's the difference between a golf ball and a S.U.V = Tiger can drive a Golf-ball over two hundred yards!

Tue Dec 15, 2009 6:28 pm » by **Savwafair2012**

Tiger was hoping she would have used a wedge. That Club always helps him get out of tough lye's.

I was also told he hit both the tree and the fire hydrant?? I guess he didn't know wether to use an Iron or a wood.

But never fear lost endorcment's Hell i saw that He picked up a gig for Revlon selling Blonde hair Dye

One of his mistresses is opening a new clothing line for Blonde's Yep! Yep!
" GOT WOOD?"