The Seal of Old Bourbon has been Broken !

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Re: The Seal of Old Bourbon has been Broken !

Post by Toxic32 » Sat Jan 05, 2013 3:15 am

Well you have just encouraged me to break another seal on a bottle of blessed whisky, which was given to me ten years ago. Cheers......How many seals does that make...I think we have passed the allotted number....Ho well who gives a fuck.

Re: The Seal of Old Bourbon has been Broken !

Post by Harbin » Sat Jan 05, 2013 3:02 am

Run motherfuckers, run !

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...and that's not all she had... :twisted:

Re: The Seal of Old Bourbon has been Broken !

Post by Mep630 » Fri Jan 04, 2013 11:45 am

Harbin wrote:In the cold confines of my humble abode upon this winters day, the urge to for warmth becomes the primary concern.

Full of coffee, but only temporarily comforted by it's warm energizing embrace, I search further. The cupboards bare as the whore left them. The whore of tribulations, the vampire slut of the dark depths, conjured up and cast back into the darkness from which it came, took all that was of sustenance and my hunger did hunger relentlessly.

But lo, what grave illuminations dost come upon me ?

The bottle.

That bottle which I laid up so many years ago. Is it still there ? That bottle that was giveth unto me by a dearest friend upon such joyous occasion ! How is it possible that I might still retain this glorious treasure ?

Searching..., yearning so yearnfully, I paw through the closet in the cabinets, I scrounge through the closet in the hall, rummaging through the pantry...

It is found !

Oh glorious approbations ! Praise be to the Creator !

Hastily, yet carefully, ceremoniously the bottle is placed..a glass redied...

The cap is turned...
oh noes we are all doomed! Run for z hills!

Re: The Seal of Old Bourbon has been Broken !

Post by Svaha » Fri Jan 04, 2013 11:26 am

Re: The Seal of Old Bourbon has been Broken !

Post by Malogg » Fri Jan 04, 2013 6:51 am

Fkn CLASSIC !!! Harbin

Ima drink to that
:cheers:

Re: The Seal of Old Bourbon has been Broken !

Post by Sevens » Fri Jan 04, 2013 6:23 am

what a beauty

Re: The Seal of Old Bourbon has been Broken !

Post by Harbin » Fri Jan 04, 2013 6:06 am

Noentry wrote:
Opalserpent wrote:were did you rip that from, nicely said.


yeah that post is very good.


Off the top of my head, that is original stuff right there. :flop:

I can write, especially about bourbon, not unlike Hemingway.

Re: The Seal of Old Bourbon has been Broken !

Post by Noentry » Fri Jan 04, 2013 6:01 am

Opalserpent wrote:were did you rip that from, nicely said.


yeah that post is very good.

Re: The Seal of Old Bourbon has been Broken !

Post by Opalserpent » Fri Jan 04, 2013 5:57 am

were did you rip that from, nicely said.

Re: The Seal of Old Bourbon has been Broken !

Post by Iwanci » Fri Jan 04, 2013 5:44 am

Now, there is a seal worth breaking.... :flop:

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