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Re: Chinese Hospitals Introduce Hands-Free Automatic Sperm E

Post by Thruster » Thu Oct 04, 2012 8:57 pm

Spock wrote:Anyone want to go in on one with me?



I don't fancy sloppy seconds, man.

Re: Chinese Hospitals Introduce Hands-Free Automatic Sperm E

Post by Spock » Thu Oct 04, 2012 8:55 pm

Anyone want to go in on one with me?

Re: Chinese Hospitals Introduce Hands-Free Automatic Sperm E

Post by dollar short » Thu Oct 04, 2012 8:34 pm

think about how many guys this machine will help.



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Re: Chinese Hospitals Introduce Hands-Free Automatic Sperm E

Post by Thruster » Thu Oct 04, 2012 8:32 pm

Spock wrote:I guess we'll see these popping up at shopping malls next to the massage chairs and coffee kiosks.

Wonder if it's dishwasher safe?



:lol: <Thinking> :shock: ..... :vomit:



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Re: Chinese Hospitals Introduce Hands-Free Automatic Sperm E

Post by Richc » Thu Oct 04, 2012 8:32 pm

Now if they could just fit one of those into a Real Doll then i would be sorted........

I would have to give up work.... :flop:

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Re: Chinese Hospitals Introduce Hands-Free Automatic Sperm E

Post by Spock » Thu Oct 04, 2012 8:28 pm

I guess we'll see these popping up at shopping malls next to the massage chairs and coffee kiosks.

Wonder if it's dishwasher safe?

Re: Chinese Hospitals Introduce Hands-Free Automatic Sperm E

Post by Thruster » Thu Oct 04, 2012 8:19 pm

Noentry wrote:Chinese Hospitals Introduce Hands-Free Automatic Sperm Extractor


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Chinese hospitals are introducing a new machine which can extract sperm for donors.

According to China's Weibo social platform the automatic sperm extractors are being introduced in a Nanjing hospital, capital of Jiangsu province.

The pink, grey and white machine has a massage pipe at the front which apparently can be adjusted according to the height of its user.

Speed, frequency, amplitude and temperature are also controllable.

It has a small screen on the top which plays films for the user to help them with the extraction process.

The director of the urology department at Zhengzhou Central Hospital said the machine was being used by infertility patients who are finding it difficult to retrieve sperm the old fashioned way.

A website which is selling the machine for $2,800 promoting it stating 'it can give patients very comfortable feeling.'

:shock:

Where do I get one, tennis elbow is killing me.
:lol:



Hahahahahahaha!! The wife's FIRED!!!!

:lol:

Chinese Hospitals Introduce Hands-Free Automatic Sperm Extra

Post by Noentry » Thu Oct 04, 2012 8:10 pm

Chinese Hospitals Introduce Hands-Free Automatic Sperm Extractor


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Chinese hospitals are introducing a new machine which can extract sperm for donors.

According to China's Weibo social platform the automatic sperm extractors are being introduced in a Nanjing hospital, capital of Jiangsu province.

The pink, grey and white machine has a massage pipe at the front which apparently can be adjusted according to the height of its user.

Speed, frequency, amplitude and temperature are also controllable.

It has a small screen on the top which plays films for the user to help them with the extraction process.

The director of the urology department at Zhengzhou Central Hospital said the machine was being used by infertility patients who are finding it difficult to retrieve sperm the old fashioned way.

A website which is selling the machine for $2,800 promoting it stating 'it can give patients very comfortable feeling.'

:shock:

Where do I get one, tennis elbow is killing me.
:lol:

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