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SETI -Aliens Protest Soccer !

Post by Harbin » Mon Jul 12, 2010 12:00 am


Breaking News:
San Juan, Puerto Rico
June 30, 2010

Seti officials today have confirmed that a concerned group of extraterrestrials have contacted the agency about certain human activities.
Spokesperson for Seti, Terrence Oldham, stated, "We can't disclose everything at this time, but the main concern"
Citing off the record sources at the agency, it seems the "friendly aliens", are concerned that the mindless pursuit of the worlds' most popular sport is inhibiting evolution among a broad section of the global population.
"We never have never seen this much activity", exclaimed researcher Doug Davies, it's unreal !"
"Just look at that !"

Seti representatives say that they are still examining the data and should have more information on this remarkable communication in a few days.

Our team focuses on a wide set of disciplines ranging from observing and modeling the precursors of life in the depths of outer space to studies of Earth, where we are attempting to learn more about how life began and how its many diverse forms have survived and evolved.

Appropriate to the sweeping scope of this research, we have many partners in our work including NASA, the National Science Foundation, and major universities.

I don't know about you, but this is enough evidence for me.