Stupid paralysed man sleeps naked with stray dog.

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Re: Stupid paralysed man sleeps naked with stray dog.

Post by Fatdogmendoza » Thu Aug 08, 2013 3:50 pm

Opalserpent wrote:As if you would sleep with a stray animal naked in your bed or at all for that matter. :vomit:


Kris Humphries did :mrgreen:

Re: Stupid paralysed man sleeps naked with stray dog.

Post by Thruster » Tue Aug 06, 2013 2:28 pm

The57ironman wrote:.

......the name for the dog has got to be ''the laugh''.... :think:



'Bullseye'?

'Lockjaw'?

'Gyp'?


Perhaps the owner is known as 'Old Yeller'?

'Big Red'?


:think:

Re: Stupid paralysed man sleeps naked with stray dog.

Post by The57ironman » Tue Aug 06, 2013 1:35 pm

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......the name for the dog has got to be ''the laugh''.... :think:

Re: Stupid paralysed man sleeps naked with stray dog.

Post by Thruster » Tue Aug 06, 2013 12:08 pm

Maybe it was a Retriever?

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Re: Stupid paralysed man sleeps naked with stray dog.

Post by Poppa_pygar » Tue Aug 06, 2013 11:58 am

It made my Nuts tighten up :shock: and i cant convince them to come down :roll:

Re: Stupid paralysed man sleeps naked with stray dog.

Post by Slith » Tue Aug 06, 2013 4:33 am

Laugh of the day :alien51:

poor bastard...could only down one

Re: Stupid paralysed man sleeps naked with stray dog.

Post by RATRODROB » Tue Aug 06, 2013 4:29 am

Its not like he needed that nut anyhow, probably just got in the way since there were no feelin down there and the poor dog were probably just hungry, soooooooooooo
everyone's a winner. :clapper:

at least the dog were a winner, till the POLICE took the little fella to be put down, :x

I wonder if the little dog were tasered first or were shot with beanbag gun, you know, to make it less of a threat, I mean the little dog probably refused to sit when directed to by the officers of the law, and the cops were most likely in a threatening situation as the little dog only ate one ball, so it were probably still hungry and could have charged the officers at any moment with, IM GONNA RIP OUT YA TESTICALS AND MAKE YOU WATCH ME WHILST I EAT IT, written all over its little face.

what a strange story, I think it would make a great children's book actually and maybe even a Hollywood movie. :think:

RRR

Stupid paralysed man sleeps naked with stray dog.

Post by Opalserpent » Tue Aug 06, 2013 4:06 am

http://www.wistv.com/story/22968978/dog ... s-testicle

Dog eats paralyzed Arkansas man's testicle
Posted: Jul 31, 2013 6:02 AM
Updated: Jul 31, 2013 6:02 AM




TRUMANN, AR (KAIT) - An Arkansas man awoke Monday morning to find his dog had eaten one of his testicles, police say.

The 39-year-pold man, who will not be identified, is paralyzed and told Trumann police he had “no feeling from the waist down.”

Around 7:45 a.m. Monday he said he was awakened by a “burning pain” in his mid-section, according to the police report.

The man told police he sleeps in the nude. On that morning, he awoke to find the dog between his legs. He also noticed the “small, white, fluffy dog” had blood on its muzzle and front feet.

When the man took a closer look, the report states he noticed “the dog had eaten one of his testicles.”

The victim said the dog was a stray he had taken in about three weeks ago.

Full story at link below:

http://www.wistv.com/story/22968978/dog ... s-testicle


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Sorry, not disclose.tv material but entertaining in seeing what stupid people do.
As if you would sleep with a stray animal naked in your bed or at all for that matter. :vomit:

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