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Re: We will ascend before Christmas

Post by Ishumble » Sat Nov 03, 2012 3:44 am

Beam me up Jesus

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Re: We will ascend before Christmas

Post by Corsair » Sat Nov 03, 2012 3:37 am

Sketchsi wrote:I need to make you all aware. There are people who will troll.. if you know about that crop circle that happened 2 years ago. It says beware of false messengers they do not bring good tidings. Do not think about them, do not listen to them. Just be aware, you will not find god through anybody but yourself. I promise God wants you in heaven. He loves YOU. He has told you again again and again. Nothing will ever change this truth. No matter what you have done, he will always love you. You. May be feeling doubtful, but I. Can see there is something inside of you who knows this truth. God is humorous! He knows exactly what will make you. Laugh. Do. Not. Listen to these people who. Make false promises. They will not help you. If the church really wanted you. To reach god, I promise, you wouldve got there by. Now. Listen to the truth! GOD WANTS YOU IN HEAVEN. You dont have to die. You can go there. Now. Its in. You. Just know that God WANTS YOU. IN HEAVEN. Spread this truth. The only thing that is stopping you is you not knowing this. I. Can feel the doubts. But I now have a concrete knowing, that. Cannot be moved. Nothing can change the truth that God WANTS YOU IN HEAVEN.


I hope you're right because my unemployment runs out at the end of the year! :think:

Re: We will ascend before Christmas

Post by Hersche » Sat Nov 03, 2012 3:05 am

Sketchsi wrote:I need to make you all aware. There are people who will troll.. if you know about that crop circle that happened 2 years ago. It says beware of false messengers they do not bring good tidings. Do not think about them, do not listen to them. Just be aware, you will not find god through anybody but yourself. I promise God wants you in heaven. He loves YOU. He has told you again again and again. Nothing will ever change this truth. No matter what you have done, he will always love you. You. May be feeling doubtful, but I. Can see there is something inside of you who knows this truth. God is humorous! He knows exactly what will make you. Laugh. Do. Not. Listen to these people who. Make false promises. They will not help you. If the church really wanted you. To reach god, I promise, you wouldve got there by. Now. Listen to the truth! GOD WANTS YOU IN HEAVEN. You dont have to die. You can go there. Now. Its in. You. Just know that God WANTS YOU. IN HEAVEN. Spread this truth. The only thing that is stopping you is you not knowing this. I. Can feel the doubts. But I now have a concrete knowing, that. Cannot be moved. Nothing can change the truth that God WANTS YOU IN HEAVEN.


What you "feel" is nothing more than your brainwashing.

Re: We will ascend before Christmas

Post by Emeraldtruth » Wed Oct 24, 2012 3:59 am

Can nobody remember this guy? Weird indeed.
Last time the authorities were involved I believe.
Rolled up to his pad before he could bleed.

Re: We will ascend before Christmas

Post by Newearthman » Wed Oct 24, 2012 2:27 am

The title of this thread made me...

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Re: We will ascend before Christmas

Post by Akashicrebel » Wed Oct 24, 2012 1:50 am

We will ascend before Christmas and then we gonna gangbang your ass.

Re: We will ascend before Christmas

Post by Bronzept » Tue Oct 23, 2012 8:53 pm

Quit the drugs and go to work,you go to ascend if you are dead ascend to nothing the eternal sleep,so enjoy life and quit the stupidity!

Re: We will ascend before Christmas

Post by Poooooot » Tue Oct 23, 2012 8:52 pm

lol, I love using that "Conduit Closing" line to exit a post. Much more sophisticated than:
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:lol:

Re: We will ascend before Christmas

Post by ZetaRediculous » Tue Oct 23, 2012 8:38 pm

Sketchsi wrote:I need to make you all aware. There are people who will troll.. if you know about that crop circle that happened 2 years ago. It says beware of false messengers they do not bring good tidings. Do not think about them, do not listen to them. Just be aware, you will not find god through anybody but yourself. I promise God wants you in heaven. He loves YOU. He has told you again again and again. Nothing will ever change this truth. No matter what you have done, he will always love you. You. May be feeling doubtful, but I. Can see there is something inside of you who knows this truth. God is humorous! He knows exactly what will make you. Laugh. Do. Not. Listen to these people who. Make false promises. They will not help you. If the church really wanted you. To reach god, I promise, you wouldve got there by. Now. Listen to the truth! GOD WANTS YOU IN HEAVEN. You dont have to die. You can go there. Now. Its in. You. Just know that God WANTS YOU. IN HEAVEN. Spread this truth. The only thing that is stopping you is you not knowing this. I. Can feel the doubts. But I now have a concrete knowing, that. Cannot be moved. Nothing can change the truth that God WANTS YOU IN HEAVEN.


Hey Mr Image

Are you talking about this formation?
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With the "decoded" message reading as....
"Beware the bearers of FALSE gifts & their BROKEN PROMISES. Much PAIN but still time. There is GOOD out there. We oppose DECEPTION. Conduit CLOSING (BELL SOUND)"



It was August 15th 2002.

If you are going to troll at least get your facts correct.....

Conduit closing.

Re: We will ascend before Christmas

Post by Poooooot » Tue Oct 23, 2012 7:56 pm

Otoel wrote:
Poooooot wrote:There is nothing wrong with loving one's God. In fact, that is a wonderful thing. Some of what you say is great (God loves you, etc etc etc).... BUT, I worry that you may seriously be ill. I'm not trying to be funny or be a bitch, it's just that some of your comments and behavior borderline on disturbing. Are you taking any new medications? Have you started experimenting with illicit drugs? Your thoughts seem to ramble and run into each other, which leads me to believe you are not of a clear mind when typing these things....


Nah he is just a troll.

Yeah, I saw earlier today he made a thread confessing, but it mysteriously disappeared after a minute or two.

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