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my new invention: toothpaste

Post by Oreocannon » Tue Oct 09, 2012 7:07 pm

Most you know me as the guy who made all natural shampoos, toothpastes, writes about cancer cures....oh and i invented herbal cigarettes that cure asthma and the lungs. jelly? yea i know.
That university degree sure doesnt hold up against an uneducated high school goyum like me right?

Ive been experimenting with something new for some days and i think sharing is caring.
See the old recipes for homemade toothpaste were combining baking soda, salt, water and hydrogen peroxide.

Problem is on the third day the paste gets the water on top while the soda hardens on the bottom.
It doesnt stay in toothpaste form.

So, white i did was combine soda, unrefined salt(with added minerals) and liquorice root (in dust).
I just dip my toothbrush in the small bottle of 3% peroxide then in this powder, so the watery peroxide on the brush makes the powder stick on it, forming
Its also kinda orangy since the liquorice dust immediately gets colory.

I have been brushing with that for 4 days now, and my teeth look great.
This stuff i believe is less abrasive, doesnt contain any chemicals like fluoride or layrul sulfate.
I dont like peroxide because it eats like an acid....but when its 3% and i only dip the brush in it...its pretty much harmless i think.

So i have strong whiter teeth, that perhaps will even start to rebuild themselves (where they have a cavity or two) while you spend more on chemical toothpaste that makes you retarded and gives you cancer. Big pharma folks, time to pick a side.
care for your health and be smart, or be a stupid goyum.