Shocking Archaeology Discovery: Jesus Was A Girl! female?

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Re: Shocking Archaeology Discovery: Jesus Was A Girl! female

Post by TorJohnson » Mon Dec 01, 2014 12:04 am

Chillitiger wrote:Are you guys for real.

Who believes in any of this Jesus crap now. Surely we have moved past some shitty idea of having 1 man (or women) as the only way to God.

Grow up and get a life!!!!


Agreed. Jesus is not the way to God in the coming age of enlightenment. His very existence needs to abolished if we are to bask in the glory of the coming One World Religion.





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Also, Dagon's original name was Oannes/Quetzalcoatl, an apparent survivor from Atlantis.

Re: Shocking Archaeology Discovery: Jesus Was A Girl! female

Post by Chillitiger » Sat Nov 29, 2014 2:09 pm

Fatdogmendoza wrote:Origin of the popes mitre is from Dagon the Babylonian fertility god..

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Again with those carry bags.......

Carry bags and wands or (pine cones). Surely an interpretation of some form of technology....... ( see other threads on the "handbag" phenomena of the ancients.

Re: Shocking Archaeology Discovery: Jesus Was A Girl! female

Post by Fatdogmendoza » Sat Nov 29, 2014 12:07 pm

Origin of the popes mitre is from Dagon the Babylonian fertility god..

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Re: Shocking Archaeology Discovery: Jesus Was A Girl! female

Post by Chillitiger » Sat Nov 29, 2014 11:43 am

Are you guys for real.

Who believes in any of this Jesus crap now. Surely we have moved past some shitty idea of having 1 man (or women) as the only way to God.

Grow up and get a life!!!!

Re: Shocking Archaeology Discovery: Jesus Was A Girl! female

Post by Mad Scientist » Sat Nov 29, 2014 11:20 am

There was a Female Pope once, but a Female Jezus....Hahahahhahahahhaaaaaaaaa.... Really, during those times in Judea and around NO ONE would have followed a Female. The times were just not there yet...And if you believe He is the son of God...well doesn't anyone realize that God might have anticipated on that one?

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Re: Shocking Archaeology Discovery: Jesus Was A Girl! female

Post by Rich316 » Sat Nov 29, 2014 3:04 am

'Pope Joan and the gigantic vaginas' ... hmm not a bad name for a band lol.

Re: Shocking Archaeology Discovery: Jesus Was A Girl! female

Post by cassiealax » Sat Nov 29, 2014 1:27 am

If you will follow the "Read More..." link you will discover that this information comes from an article written on April 1st and in fact, refers to April 1st in the last line of the article.

Which only goes to prove that most of you were right when you said "Nonsense!" etc.

And that said, it seems to me that Jesus, as an actualized Christ, a spiritual being, would be neither male nor female. He would be non genderized. Only physical bodies are polarized in this way. I do not see Jesus as a polarized (or polarizing) being.

However I do not doubt that if she did at one time exist as a physical being that she would had needed to have a male body. Unfortunately during many such historical times, females did not have much clout.

Re: Shocking Archaeology Discovery: Jesus Was A Girl! female

Post by Eldorado » Thu Nov 15, 2012 7:31 am

Ill probably be hearing this from the huge lesbian population here at some point in the near future.....

Gotta give it up to the Jews to make up a story like this after Crucifying him........ :lol:

Zahi Mazar, the head of the Institute of Biblical Archaeology at the Shalem Center in Jerusalem, Ephraim Balzar, a professor emeritus at Tel Aviv University,


In keeping with Jewish custom, the betrothal would have taken place when she was around 12,



Sick Fucks....

Re: Shocking Archaeology Discovery: Jesus Was A Girl! female

Post by mediasorcery » Thu Nov 15, 2012 7:05 am

This is a very funny post mobe, i cant believe anyones taken it seriously lol.

Re: Shocking Archaeology Discovery: Jesus Was A Girl! female

Post by Mozi!!a » Wed Nov 14, 2012 10:30 pm

Kaarmaa wrote:
The dirty little secret in Christian history is that Jesus has, many times, been shown as a woman. "This is no secret to the early Catholic priests," says Balzar. "In fact, Jesus as been reinterpreted as Mary, Christ's mother, to avoid the embarrassing consequences to Catholic congregations," said Balzar. "The virgin Mary is actually the virgin Jesus," claims Balzar, "and probably a lesbian."


Demobe, you just made a Jesus follower of me ! :flop: :cheers:


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