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spock · **Joined:** Fri Jul 18, 2008 7:12 pm **Posts:** 10918

esoteric wrote:

there is no inside and outside, all is 1 mind

Ahhh.

Nice.

You don't get Hellen Keller jokes either.

cryptillian · **Joined:** Sun Oct 25, 2009 6:59 am **Posts:** 449

spock wrote:

WHAT!

Missed the point? Okay

MEP - Let me break it down for ya. You must have just exhaled a huge hit.

Hellen Keller is inside.

Knock Knock (umm, someone knocks on the door).

Hellen Keller is inside.

End of joke - the knock knock joke goes no further.

Hellen Keller is just sitting there oblivious to the fact that someone is knock-knocking.

That's the joke!!!

HARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!

i dont get it..........

is there an actual knock...or is the knock symbolic

why not just ring the bell.....do they even have a doorbell?
if not maybe an e-mail...or perhaps a brief note outlining the intent of your unexpected visit?
does hellen know that you are mocking her

maybe it should be called a mock mock joke

who's hellen

why doesn't the bitch just answer the fukin door.........did you offend her somehow?

or is she scared of doors?

maybe if you knocked at the window it might change the outcome of the knock?

have you stopped to consider that maybe it is the way you are knocking......maybe it's you ...not her?

spock · **Joined:** Fri Jul 18, 2008 7:12 pm **Posts:** 10918

cornbread714 wrote:

"I thought it was funny, Spock! Is that you, you handsome, stubbly devil?!"

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spock · **Joined:** Fri Jul 18, 2008 7:12 pm **Posts:** 10918

cryptillian wrote:

i dont get it..........

is there an actual knock...or is the knock symbolic

why not just ring the bell.....do they even have a doorbell?
if not maybe an e-mail...or perhaps a brief note outlining the intent of your unexpected visit?
does hellen know that you are mocking her

maybe it should be called a mock mock joke

who's hellen

why doesn't the bitch just answer the fukin door.........did you offend her somehow?

or is she scared of doors?

maybe if you knocked at the window it might change the outcome of the knock?

have you stopped to consider that maybe it is the way you are knocking......maybe it's you ...not her?

For a Hellen Keller knock knock joke to work, we need to come up with a clever quick line for...

1) someone catatonically sitting on the couch.
2) someone busts through the window
3) said person violently shakes her shoulders
4) Hellen, frantically feels his face

So maybe:

- Shock - Shock?

- Who am I feeling? (whooo aaaa III feeeee)

- (big open mouth, head jerking to one side)

- (big open mouth, head jerking to one side) who? (whaaauuuuuuuuuu?)

- (big open mouth, head jerking to one side) Turrets Guy!

spock · **Joined:** Fri Jul 18, 2008 7:12 pm **Posts:** 10918

Allow me to go on the record as saying I feel like a total "fuckstick" (thanks Sawlty) for talking about Hellen Keller.

That LADY deserves all of our collective praise. So much stronger a person and warrior than I could ever hope to be.

But the jokes are funny.

lucidlemondrop · **Joined:** Sat May 30, 2009 7:37 am **Posts:** 7415

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maybe it should be called a mock mock joke

cryptillian · **Joined:** Sun Oct 25, 2009 6:59 am **Posts:** 449

concrete wrote:

Knock Knock.

Whos there?

Dom.

Dom who?......

hellen keller is the wind beneath my wings...(if i was Icarus)

seendem2 · **Joined:** Sat Jun 13, 2009 10:37 pm **Posts:** 177

hmm

the universe within us, and why does'nt my burger look like the one on the menu board :think:

liberal · **Joined:** Thu Sep 17, 2009 7:13 am **Posts:** 342

concrete wrote:

Make me believe that anything exisits outside of my own mind.

The fact that I am participating in a external world that is exactly the same as yours, while maintaining independent internal thoughts and emotions, is "concrete" evidence that EVERYTHING you thought existed outside of your own mind, does in fact.

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