Shit-faced: World Record Drunks
Have you ever been subjected to field sobriety tests such as walk a straight line, or follow the pen? These tests can prove faulty at times, but the standardized Breathalyzer test gives readings as accurate as 99.1%. The Breathalyzer measures the blood alcohol content (BAC) of an individual to determine the approximate level of intoxication. The legal limit for intoxication in most states is .08% and, the lethal limit generally begins at .40%. The following people have baffled the medical and scientific communities, as they have recorded the highest blood alcohol contents in the world.
34 year old man from Portland, Maine
On September 5th, 1991 a 34 year old man from Portland, Maine died in his apartment due to alcohol poisoning. His name was withheld from the article, so he shall remain unknown until further research is concluded. His blood alcohol content was registered at .39%, but medical examiners claim it could have been higher at the time of death.
Denise Thomson
When Denise Thomson was arrested for DUI in Omaha, Nebraska her blood alcohol content was more than five times the legal limit, or .41%. Thomson was also charged with child abuse and negligence, as an eight year old ward of the Department of Health and Human Services was in the car with her at the time of arrest. Sarpy County Sheriff Jeff Davis stated that Thomson’s BAC was the highest he’d ever encountered while working in law enforcement.
49 year old man from Oakland, Maine
In 1991, a 49 year old man from Oakland, Maine died from a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head. His blood alcohol content was recorded at .42% at the time of his discovery. This is a prime example as to why guns and alcohol do not mix.
Australian man from Brisbane
An Australian man from Brisbane was arrested for allegedly driving under the influence at a staggering eight times the legal limit of .05. This 48 year old man’s blood alcohol content may set a Queensland record for the most impaired driver ever recorded. Australia isn’t as tolerant as other countries when dealing with impaired driving, that’s why the limit is low and enforcement is high.
41 year old woman from Farmingdale, Maine
In 1991 a 41 year old woman from Farmingdale, Maine was found dead from asphyxiation and alcohol poisoning. Her blood alcohol content was stated to be .45% at the time of death. Coroners would speculate that she choked on her own vomit due to the inability to move, because of the high levels of alcohol in her body. When the body reaches intoxication levels of .45% the central nervous system will shut down which can be fatal.
Deana Jarrett
In April 2007, a former Seattle policewoman was apprehended under the suspicion of drunk driving. Deana Jarrett is being charged with a second DUI and is wanted for questioning about an earlier hit and run case that is still open. Jarrett will serve 440 days consecutively behind bars, and upon her release will be enrolled in Alcoholics Anonymous and confined to her house for the remainder of her probation. Jarrett stunned police in the Seattle-Tacoma area when her blood alcohol content was measured to be .47%.
Stanley Kobierowski
While driving on route 95 in North Providence, Rhode Island Stanley Kobierowski was arrested for DUI after he was found to have struck an electronic road sign. Kobierowski, like many agitated drunks, decided to resist arrest, but this wasn’t what surprised officers. When Kobierowski’s blood alcohol content was taken, it registered a lethal .49%. Kobierowski holds the Rhode Island record for highest BAC ever recorded.
Cloyd Dull
In the small town of Lorain, Ohio a local man named Cloyd Dull made history. When found slumped over in the front seat of his Plymouth with a 40 ounce in the cup holder local authorities discovered Mr. Dull’s blood alcohol content to be .53%, which is five times the legal limit in Ohio. Upon judgment, Cloyd will attend two AA meetings a week, pay more than $500 court fees, and will not be driving for the next six months to a year.
Meagan Harper
Not often do you come across a mug shot and second guess yourself as to whether your looking at a criminal or not. Meagan Harper, a 30 year old woman from Oregon, standing at five feet and eleven inches tall and weighing 130 pounds doesn’t seem a likely candidate for DUI. In her lifetime, the strikingly pretty blonde has collected numerous DUI’s but this latest is her biggest as her blood alcohol content was found to be .55%. Meagan’s bail was posted at $50,000 in a Clackamas county courthouse.
Lithuanian National
The policeman in the small town of Alytus, Lithuania set a record with the arrest of a 38 year old Lithuanian national, whose blood alcohol content was .65%. There are many doubts to the credibility of the story; however, authorities were amazed that the man was still alive with such a high level of intoxication.
Willard Ashley III
According to the La Porte Sheriff’s Office in Indiana, Willard Ashley III and his friend Jacob Prawat were arrested for public intoxication. Upon arriving to the hospital, Ashley’s blood alcohol content was determined to be a staggering .69%. This is the highest BAC ever recorded in Indiana. Willard has two outstanding warrants for his arrest, and upon his release from the hospital was taken into custody.
Terri Comer
In Klamath County, Oregon police discovered an unconscious woman behind the wheel of a wrecked Toyota. The woman’s name is Terri Comer, and upon arrival to the hospital her blood alcohol content was so high it became a state record at .72%. Nine times the legal limit in Oregon, doctors were stunned she survived. The irony in her situation is that when she was found comatose she had wrecked approximately 50 feet from an electronic road sign reminding citizens not to drink and drive.
Lithuanian National II
In the summer of 2006, the policeman of the small town Utenia, Lithuania arrested a man for drunk driving, and discovered his blood alcohol content to be .84%! Refusing initial tests, doctors administered blood samples to determine toxicity. The tests proved right, as the result of .839% came back again. The man’s name isn’t identified, but his arrest is well documented.
Eric Kelly
Around 2:37 am October 19th, 2007, Lock Haven police arrested undergraduate student Eric Kelly on Bellefonte Ave. for public intoxication. When Mr. Kelly was admitted to the Lock Haven hospital, his blood alcohol content registered .90%! Eric was treated and released, and later charged with public drunkenness by the Lock Haven Police Department. On a BAC chart, .40% and beyond is considered lethal, so the fact that Eric Kelly is alive is amazing.
Pyotr Petrov
At the top of plastered mountain we have reigning champion Pyotr Petrov, a Bulgarian national from the town of Plovdiv. On December 20th, 2004 a Mercedes struck the 67 year old Petrov, and he was taken to a nearby hospital. Suffering minor injuries from the collision, Petrov appeared fine and was speaking to doctors coherently, until his blood alcohol content was recorded at .91%. This is the highest BAC registered in the world, as toxicologists explained he had imbibed two liters of vodka that day to achieve that BAC. After being treated and tested multiple times Petrov was released from the hospital.
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“Now I want you to touch your nose with your index finger.”
Sobriety tests are necessary in order to determine the difference between impaired and functional drivers. Blood alcohol content varies from person to person based on chemistry, weight, sex, age, and personal tolerance. You may have learned that .40% BAC will result in death, but some of these people are living proof that what holds true for one, does not necessarily hold true for the other.

