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PostSun Aug 15, 2010 11:19 pm » by Allreadydead


theduck wrote:Just got what this thread was about, 'shithouse' quotes, doh blond moment their lol :bang;

I thought you were talking about some weirdly named German book called shithouse and you were gonna quote it lol


:o WTF!!! :mrgreen:

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PostSun Aug 15, 2010 11:25 pm » by TheDuck


"Hope you had a good time droppin' the kids off at the pool" :scary: :D

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PostSun Aug 15, 2010 11:46 pm » by Mahsooyee



As you squat here frowning, grunting and groaning
while staring at the shit house floor
I guess you've noticed that there is no door
Now you know why the other patrons are looking at you
mumbling under their breath and loudly moaning
about a stench so foul with sounds so loathed
as you continue to dump those shit house loaves
....at a bar in Michigan!

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PostSun Aug 15, 2010 11:49 pm » by lamonema


mahsooyee wrote:
As you squat here frowning, grunting and groaning
while staring at the shit house floor
I guess you've noticed that there is no door
Now you know why the other patrons are looking at you
mumbling under their breath and loudly moaning
about a stench so foul with sounds so loathed
as you continue to dump those shit house loaves
....at a bar in Michigan!

:D feed those shit house rats!

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PostSun Aug 15, 2010 11:53 pm » by Dragonlady8


Tinman..........Here I sit all broken hearted
Came to shit, but then just farted :badair:

my father quoted a different version of that one,it was when you had to pay to use the stall.it was 10 cents.

"Here I sit lonely hearted..
Paid a dime to have a shit..
And only farted."

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Dogs never lie.............

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PostSun Aug 15, 2010 11:56 pm » by lamonema


:vomit: :vomit: Oh GO :vomit: D i promise i wil never drink again :vomit:

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PostMon Aug 16, 2010 12:10 am » by Zegtelzegtel


What a shit thread....

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PostMon Aug 16, 2010 12:12 am » by lamonema


DO NOT! GO IN THERE! WOO! - Jim Carrey :D

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PostMon Aug 16, 2010 12:38 am » by Truthwillout


if you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be sweet and wipe the seat :clapper:

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PostMon Aug 16, 2010 12:41 am » by Mushroom


more than 3 shakes is a wank :D


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