Shithouse Quotes

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PostMon Aug 16, 2010 2:53 am » by Funnyman46

"What was your sisters number again?"
Please do not take anything I say as truth, I am under control of a lizard race hell bent on staying underground and unseen to further my paranoia.

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PostMon Aug 16, 2010 3:00 am » by lamonema

mushroom wrote:more than 3 shakes is a wank :D

That's the point, besides it's mine and i'll do what i want.

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PostSun Sep 30, 2012 7:24 am » by Seahawk

My fav, that I've found in a "shit house," wasn't toilet humor, but I loved it the first time I saw it.

God is Dead-- Nietzsche

Nietzsche id Dead-- God

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PostSun Sep 30, 2012 8:15 am » by Evildweeb


So. how do we get a bucket of kittens here?


Just saying............


"What a pity if he logged into a porn channel we could see him for the wanker he is." - Toxic32

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PostSun Sep 30, 2012 11:04 am » by Boatman

Favourite Crap House quote "I Think therefore i am, I'm pink therefore i'm spam"

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PostSun Sep 30, 2012 7:12 pm » by Hurtswhenipee

Those who write on shithouse walls
Roll their shit in tiny balls
Those who read these words of wit
Eat those tiny balls of shit

On the way to the bathroom...

I going to make a new foreman!

Out on a boat

You dive into the water and say your going to check the prop.

Shake it more than twice and your playing with it
9/11 was an inside job! Question everything.

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PostSun Sep 30, 2012 7:52 pm » by The57ironman

. the truckstops.....

...'' i sit upon the pooper , giving birth to a new state trooper.."... :mrcool:


....there's no Stairway nor bustle in the hedgerow!!



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