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Sun Dec 12, 2010 10:13 pm » by **Demobe**

SNL's Julian Assange hijacks the airways from British jail cell
Wikileaks founder Julian Assange was portrayed by Saturday Night Live, formulating his next disruptive plans from his British jail cell.
Wikileaks founder Julian Assange hacked into the broadcast of a televised MasterCard communication from his holding cell in a British jail on Saturday night - in a Saturday Night Live portrayal of the controversial whistleblower.
"This Monday I was arrested - proving that, for those who terrorize the United States, there's nowhere to hide," said SNL's Assange, played by Bill Hader. "America will find you and they will punish you - unless, of course, your name is Osama bin Laden."
Assange then savored a rich cup of tea before delving into the events that led to his arrest.
"Now, I was not arrested for terrorism but rather to be questioned on two rape charges," SNL's Assange explains. "It has long been Interpol's job to hunt down those accused of sexual misdeeds. Who could forget their month's long pursuit of Steeler's quarterback Ben Rothlisberger? Double standard, anyone?"
Assange's arrest has elevated media discussions on the question of how the rape charges have been reported in America, and his detention in the UK has been criticized by Russia.
However, SNL's Assange has a master plan. He rattles off his list of target sites in a master blueprint that is designed to take down detailed user experiences at Amazon, Facebook, Orbitz, Netflix, and Angry Birds. If he is held for a protracted period of time, the plan unfolds further to include porn sites.
"In conclusion, I want to remind you that no matter how I die - even if there was a suicide note - it was murder," SNL's Assange said. "Cheers."

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Sun Dec 12, 2010 10:23 pm » by **Immortalgropher**

wtf?!

Sun Dec 12, 2010 10:58 pm » by **Ghost32**

Merry Christmas!

WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange broadcasts from jail with some insight to what will happen if he's not freed. :rtft:

Sun Dec 12, 2010 11:24 pm » by **Demobe**

ghost32 wrote:Merry Christmas!

WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange broadcasts from jail with some insight to what will happen if he's not freed.

heheheheehhe i was trying to dl it. but no good thanks man :flop:

Sun Dec 12, 2010 11:57 pm » by **Savvymalloy**

I swear I'm like the only person in the world who hates SNL!

Terrible comedy from terrible terrible people...

Mon Dec 13, 2010 12:20 am » by **Realorfake**

savvymalloy wrote:I swear I'm like the only person in the world who hates SNL!

Terrible comedy from terrible terrible people...

um thats why you're the only one... lol

Kristin Wigg is the fucking sheeeeeite

Mon Dec 13, 2010 12:26 am » by **Smallworld**

long life to julian assange ,even if they kill julian assange is name will allway live,is a real patriot .

vive la révolution

Mon Dec 13, 2010 4:52 am » by **Aragajag**

smallworld wrote:long life to julian assange ,even if they kill julian assange is name will allway live,is a real patriot .
vive la révolution

Patriot to who?

Ex Aussie prime minister is going to get a laptop to his cell today and also is backing him in what Julian has done saying it wasnt illegal.

I am still on the fence over this and there would be so many games being played in the background that it will be hard to say for sure for us plebs to know what exactly is going on with wiki leaks, if its genuine then tptb will be trying to spin it in their favour and if he is a operative of alphabet companies then christ knows.

Still so many pages left, so why doesnt he just release the damn lot so many people can sift through it in a fair short time.