So is the World still "supposed to end" on March 15th?

Tue Mar 08, 2011 11:41 pm » by **Zmonkey**

Hey, wait a minute...

The world was supposed to end more than 10 years ago...

You remember Y2K and the whole planetary alignment thing. The Earth was supposed to be ripped apart by exponential gravitational forces. And all the computers were supposed to fail, causing planes to fall out of the sky, and nuclear reactors to spontaneously explode...

Man was I nervous on December 31, 1999...

Nuthin' happened, it was a total bummer...

Remember, 2012 is the Y2K of the new Milloonnium...

Tue Mar 08, 2011 11:45 pm » by **Sevenofnine**

It's an important and popular fact that things are not always what they seem. For instance, on the planet Earth, Man had always assumed that he was the most intelligent species occupying the planet, instead of the *third* most intelligent. The second most intelligent creatures were of course dolphins who, curiously enough, had long known of the impending destruction of the planet earth. They had made many attempts to alert mankind to the danger, but most of their communications were misinterpreted as amusing attempts to punch footballs or whistle for titbits. So they eventually decided they would leave earth by their own means. The last ever dolphin message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double backward somersault through a hoop while whistling the star-spangled banner, but in fact the message was this: So long and thanks for all the fish.

Wed Mar 09, 2011 12:01 am » by **Tuor10**

dmonix wrote:I've been hearing rumors that on march 15th, Alex Jones, Glen Beck and Rush Limbaugh are going to meld into one massive radio host and devour sections of the US!

Wed Mar 09, 2011 12:07 am » by **Zmonkey**

sevenofnine wrote:So long and thanks for all the fish.

LOL! 42

Tue Mar 15, 2011 5:42 am » by **Dmonix**

Ohhhh March 14..... Tomorrows "it".... Odd how the World media has nothing on this......

Tue Mar 15, 2011 6:01 am » by **Frankenstein**

sevenofnine wrote:It's an important and popular fact that things are not always what they seem. For instance, on the planet Earth, Man had always assumed that he was the most intelligent species occupying the planet, instead of the *third* most intelligent. The second most intelligent creatures were of course dolphins who, curiously enough, had long known of the impending destruction of the planet earth. They had made many attempts to alert mankind to the danger, but most of their communications were misinterpreted as amusing attempts to punch footballs or whistle for titbits. So they eventually decided they would leave earth by their own means. The last ever dolphin message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double backward somersault through a hoop while whistling the star-spangled banner, but in fact the message was this: So long and thanks for all the fish.

I preferred God's final message to his creation.

Tue Mar 15, 2011 6:03 am » by **domdabears**

So is the World still "supposed to end" on March 15th?

Thats the rumor these days.

Tue Mar 15, 2011 6:04 am » by **Frankenstein**

dmonix wrote:Ohhhh March 14..... Tomorrows "it".... Odd how the World media has nothing on this......

It is already the 15th here. OH NO, I'm dead and I didn't realize it.

Tue Mar 15, 2011 6:13 am » by **Roadkill**

I just ran out of weed....

Tue Mar 15, 2011 6:37 am » by **domdabears**

frankenstein wrote:
dmonix wrote:Ohhhh March 14..... Tomorrows "it".... Odd how the World media has nothing on this......

It is already the 15th here. OH NO, I'm dead and I didn't realize it.

Well duh! Of course your not.
It's not morning yet here in America.
Everything revolves around us over here!

;) I'm kidding.