So is the World still "supposed to end" on March 15th?

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PostTue Mar 08, 2011 11:41 pm » by Zmonkey


Hey, wait a minute...

The world was supposed to end more than 10 years ago...

You remember Y2K and the whole planetary alignment thing. The Earth was supposed to be ripped apart by exponential gravitational forces. And all the computers were supposed to fail, causing planes to fall out of the sky, and nuclear reactors to spontaneously explode...

Man was I nervous on December 31, 1999...

Nuthin' happened, it was a total bummer...

Remember, 2012 is the Y2K of the new Milloonnium...
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PostTue Mar 08, 2011 11:45 pm » by Sevenofnine


It's an important and popular fact that things are not always what they seem. For instance, on the planet Earth, Man had always assumed that he was the most intelligent species occupying the planet, instead of the *third* most intelligent. The second most intelligent creatures were of course dolphins who, curiously enough, had long known of the impending destruction of the planet earth. They had made many attempts to alert mankind to the danger, but most of their communications were misinterpreted as amusing attempts to punch footballs or whistle for titbits. So they eventually decided they would leave earth by their own means. The last ever dolphin message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double backward somersault through a hoop while whistling the star-spangled banner, but in fact the message was this: So long and thanks for all the fish. :D
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PostWed Mar 09, 2011 12:01 am » by Tuor10


dmonix wrote:I've been hearing rumors that on march 15th, Alex Jones, Glen Beck and Rush Limbaugh are going to meld into one massive radio host and devour sections of the US!

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PostWed Mar 09, 2011 12:07 am » by Zmonkey


sevenofnine wrote:So long and thanks for all the fish. :D


LOL! 42
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PostTue Mar 15, 2011 5:42 am » by Dmonix


Ohhhh March 14..... Tomorrows "it".... Odd how the World media has nothing on this......

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PostTue Mar 15, 2011 6:01 am » by Frankenstein


sevenofnine wrote:It's an important and popular fact that things are not always what they seem. For instance, on the planet Earth, Man had always assumed that he was the most intelligent species occupying the planet, instead of the *third* most intelligent. The second most intelligent creatures were of course dolphins who, curiously enough, had long known of the impending destruction of the planet earth. They had made many attempts to alert mankind to the danger, but most of their communications were misinterpreted as amusing attempts to punch footballs or whistle for titbits. So they eventually decided they would leave earth by their own means. The last ever dolphin message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double backward somersault through a hoop while whistling the star-spangled banner, but in fact the message was this: So long and thanks for all the fish. :D

I preferred God's final message to his creation.

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PostTue Mar 15, 2011 6:03 am » by domdabears


So is the World still "supposed to end" on March 15th?

Thats the rumor these days.
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PostTue Mar 15, 2011 6:04 am » by Frankenstein


dmonix wrote:Ohhhh March 14..... Tomorrows "it".... Odd how the World media has nothing on this......

It is already the 15th here. OH NO, I'm dead and I didn't realize it. :o :o :o

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PostTue Mar 15, 2011 6:13 am » by Roadkill


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PostTue Mar 15, 2011 6:37 am » by domdabears


frankenstein wrote:
dmonix wrote:Ohhhh March 14..... Tomorrows "it".... Odd how the World media has nothing on this......

It is already the 15th here. OH NO, I'm dead and I didn't realize it. :o :o :o

Well duh! Of course your not.
It's not morning yet here in America.
Everything revolves around us over here!

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