So what is sitting on your computer desk?

Tue Aug 11, 2009 2:36 am » by **Lucidlemondrop**

antistupid wrote:Are you offering a Laundry Service. Sorry, couldn't help it, JOKE

Sure, fella, if the price is right I can protect myself...................

Is there a need? Do you know something about it I don't?

Tue Aug 11, 2009 2:37 am » by **Robwokup**

unpaid bills, dust, an old toenail and the most powerful handgun in the world .44 magnum, do you feel lucky, punk. Unfortunately the only thing I'm lying about is the weapon. The toenail is gone.

Tue Aug 11, 2009 3:04 am » by **sawltydawg**

I'm from BC so you know i have the sweet sticky icky in mass quantities (mad weed), speakers, crackberry, headphones, soo many freakin cds, toy 9mm (we aren't allowed to have real guns in canada),

Tue Aug 11, 2009 3:09 am » by **domdabears**

robwokup wrote:unpaid bills, dust, an old toenail and the most powerful handgun in the world .44 magnum, do you feel lucky, punk. Unfortunately the only thing I'm lying about is the weapon. The toenail is gone.

Blah. I HATE feet, and you gave me a gross image. Nasty.

Tue Aug 11, 2009 3:11 am » by **Lowsix**

nono hes sayin he ate the toenail..
now there's only a big badass gun.

Tue Aug 11, 2009 3:16 am » by **Robwokup**

The mags not real, but that nail was chewy. Maybe I should get a hobby. I think I'll take my cell phone out and hunt me down some UFO's

Tue Aug 11, 2009 3:59 am » by **Hesop**

lucidlemondrop wrote:I have to tell a story and I ask for the males here to be honest...........

I had broken up with my kids dad and came back for a home "inspection"

I found a sandwich baggie filled with vaseline or a similar lubricant..............thrown in the bathroom trash.............

what was he doing with that bulky thing?????

Just a wild guess.......

P.S. Don't look under the mattress.....really.

Tue Aug 11, 2009 4:03 am » by **Captchaos**

hesop wrote:
lucidlemondrop wrote:I have to tell a story and I ask for the males here to be honest...........

I had broken up with my kids dad and came back for a home "inspection"

I found a sandwich baggie filled with vaseline or a similar lubricant..............thrown in the bathroom trash.............

what was he doing with that bulky thing?????

Just a wild guess.......

P.S. Don't look under the mattress.....really.

ss that just ruined my dinner!

Tue Aug 11, 2009 4:08 am » by **domdabears**

LOL why was it in a sandwich baggie?? I just use spit. I mean... Ummmm... damn it

Tue Aug 11, 2009 4:21 am » by **Hesop**

domdabears wrote:LOL why was it in a sandwich baggie?? I just use spit. I mean... Ummmm... damn it

What do you spit on Dom?

Carpet or linoleum?

BTW.....it was prolly in a baggie so's the kiddies wouldn't question the label on the container.