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PostTue Aug 11, 2009 4:22 pm » by Drextin


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drextin wrote:
darrylmckay wrote:Oh in case anyone was wondering, my coputor desk is really big.

I need it big for the shaved up sheep, the bucket of lube, the webcam and my drunk cousin whos staying with me.
Dont laugh, internet sheep porn is boomin baby, I am the Larry Flynt of the barnyard.

I got a couple of sheep I was gonna put on the corner because they owe me money. I'll sell'em to ya. One has a decent body but hasn't been sheared in a bit the other is older and gave me a weird sheep/human std.......both are addicted to crack but can be fooled with a few sugar cubes.

Oh yeah........the older one has a gimp leg. Got ran over running from the police................don't ask.


Sorry drex, got to have em young, so when youre done with them you can eat em.

Thats how I got the weird std........ :D
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PostTue Aug 11, 2009 4:28 pm » by Darrylmckay


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LowSix wrote:Speakers, camera cards, cell phone,Nikon d200 camera, two boxes of guitar picks, usb flash drives, assorted cd of my photography, photoshop retouch tutorial books, three bottles of aspirins, business cards, one screwdriver, two broken mice, headset, laser pointer, coffee cup with collection of favorite pens, my 9mm pistol and a box of cor-bon personal defense ammo..and a happy birthday card for my dad. Oh and thx Blacky..reminded me ...Cigs..and lighter.

(i live in a shitty neighborhood, and someone tried to open my door at 2 am last night..scary, scary shit)


I found a main floor apartment for you in a quieter neighborhood for rent. It isn't the Taj mahal but she's one of a kind. Better neighbors.



The Landlord lives on the upper level. Friendly guy, you both will get along famously.. Best buddies I'd say!

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Pindz is asking $800.00 pr month. Utillities extra. :o :mrgreen:

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Oooohhhh shit that was funny hehehehehehehehe
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PostTue Aug 11, 2009 4:28 pm » by Drextin


slushpup wrote:
LowSix wrote:Speakers, camera cards, cell phone,Nikon d200 camera, two boxes of guitar picks, usb flash drives, assorted cd of my photography, photoshop retouch tutorial books, three bottles of aspirins, business cards, one screwdriver, two broken mice, headset, laser pointer, coffee cup with collection of favorite pens, my 9mm pistol and a box of cor-bon personal defense ammo..and a happy birthday card for my dad. Oh and thx Blacky..reminded me ...Cigs..and lighter.

(i live in a shitty neighborhood, and someone tried to open my door at 2 am last night..scary, scary shit)


I found a main floor apartment for you in a quieter neighborhood for rent. It isn't the Taj mahal but she's one of a kind. Better neighbors.

The Landlord lives on the upper level. Friendly guy, you both will get along famously.. Best buddies I'd say!
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Pindz is asking $800.00 pr month. Utillities extra. :o :mrgreen:

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hahahahahahaahah!!!
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PostTue Aug 11, 2009 4:51 pm » by TheDuck


uknowthetruth wrote:a laptop and a computer hooked up with music production hardware(dont feel like typing the whole list of them) a glass of water... a nice big fat bagg filled with greens (long live hollands "legal" weed :D ) a lighter some king size rolling paper a pack of tabacco and my sony xperia mobile phone :mrgreen:


Your lucky man :flop:

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PostTue Aug 11, 2009 5:24 pm » by Lowsix


slushpup wrote:
LowSix wrote:Speakers, camera cards, cell phone,Nikon d200 camera, two boxes of guitar picks, usb flash drives, assorted cd of my photography, photoshop retouch tutorial books, three bottles of aspirins, business cards, one screwdriver, two broken mice, headset, laser pointer, coffee cup with collection of favorite pens, my 9mm pistol and a box of cor-bon personal defense ammo..and a happy birthday card for my dad. Oh and thx Blacky..reminded me ...Cigs..and lighter.

(i live in a shitty neighborhood, and someone tried to open my door at 2 am last night..scary, scary shit)


Slow news day today. I am in one of those moods. Here is a quick lesson in efficiency and how to kill two birds with one stone. LOL Remember humor and laughter is the best medicine.


I found a main floor apartment for you in a quieter neighborhood for rent. It isn't the Taj mahal but she's one of a kind. Better neighbors.

The Landlord lives on the upper level. Friendly guy, you both will get along famously.. Best buddies I'd say!

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Pindz is asking $800.00 pr month. Utillities extra. :o :mrgreen:

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa

Slush man you seriously rock.
Thanks for the first laugh of the day..

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PostTue Aug 11, 2009 5:31 pm » by Thesaint


Thats one I struggle with. You get so complacent that you have a few keywords that if people mention them you go into a certain denial mode thinking "here we go again" and there have been plenty of times I've missed the whole point of someone's statement simply because they triggered this in me. Complacent isn't the right word..........jaded even cynical.........those describe it better. I can blame others for that all day long but in the end its still up to me how I take in information and if I want to lose out on things and then whine its because others have made me that way then no one loses but myself.


Wise words, I'm exactly the same when it comes to anything to do with UFOs. I would never have thought around five years ago that I would feel that way. You half expect to never hear anything that you haven't heard before and my interest is diminishing but thats human nature I suppose. Fortunately our interest is spiked again when you get some good new developments but sometimes with hoaxes disinfo lies etc its hard going and like wading through mud. The fact that they just don't decide to appear en masse is imo rather puzzling and disturbing as surely they can't be that daft to engage with only our so called leaders or a swiss farmer in the middle of nowhere and yet I truly believe that they're there and among us.

:cheers:

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PostTue Aug 11, 2009 6:30 pm » by Lordgaga


Drex&Slush= RULEZ! :cheers:
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PostTue Aug 11, 2009 6:50 pm » by Esoteric


hello everybody!

funny thread, i have my computer in my living room, on a small coffee table and sitting on my couch.
on the table i have my speakers, 500GB external hard drive, keyboard, mouse, monitor ( which i don't often use, because most of the time i use my beamer to display my desktop on my wall ) a picture of my beautifull son, nailclipper, off course a big bag of weed, a couple of empty weed bags, paper and tobacco to roll with, a lighter, my 2 phones, some artwork my son made in school, and the sandwich i'm eating. thats all folks!!
who is who, to say what is what?

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PostTue Aug 11, 2009 8:25 pm » by Hesop


slushpup wrote:The common thread in all of this is.
Caffeine, smokes, pain killers(Tylenol and other drugs).

Maybe the combination of these create the barrier to block us all from being sheep.

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Opens our minds and allows free thought and the ability to see the differences in the world we are all embracing here.

OR................................. Maybe the combo makes us all Bananas????
:dancing: :banana: :dancing: :banana: :dancing: :banana: :dancing: :banana:

:think: :headscratch: :think: :headscratch:

I have ALWAYS thought that the multi-national drive to ban smoking, was due to some adverse effect on some type of mind control. As well, it could easily seem as if most non smokers are complacent sheep. Not all, but the majority.
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PostTue Aug 11, 2009 8:27 pm » by Theshee


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theshee wrote:Computer, pocket pc, ciggies & lighter, ashtray, pics of son, daughter and pooch and a naked man - not literally - its a pic lol (shame) Bottle of baileys and crystal glass, pain meds, pens, pencils and paper. Antique clock (busy looking up details on it). Paulo Coelho book, large packet of chocolate limes with only a few left in. Pain meds. Lots and lots of paper work Im supposed to be getting on top of. Small jar of cream I made up for someone.
In other words, way to much, I need to clean the bugger!

@dom PMSL at beatoff sock



What's a chocolate lime???



Its a hard boiled sweet with chocolate in the middle lucid.

@ slush... me thinx you could be onto something there LOL


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