State-to-State list of average time length of sex in the US

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PostFri Feb 21, 2014 4:14 pm » by Kinninigan


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Mapping the long and short of sex


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A sex activity app ranks states by the duration of sex. New Mexico tops the list with the act lasts just over 7 minutes. (Thinkstock)


WASHINGTON -- They say love is eternal - sex, not so much.

According to Euripedes, "He is not a lover who does not love forever."

Clearly the Greek playwright isn't talking about sex. At least not around here.

A not-very-scientific ranking of states determined those that have the longest and shortest duration of sex.

Topping the list, by a large margin is New Mexico, where an act of love lasts just over 7 minutes, according to Nerve, an online magazine dedicated to sex, relationships and culture.

The data comes from Spreadsheets, a sex activity app that promises to "track your performance between the sheets."

The app monitors the users' movement and audio levels, using the phone's accelerometer and microphone.

How do we rank around here?


Honestly? Not great.

Maryland is number 16 in the country, with a duration of 3 minutes 15 seconds. The Old Line State has a little old man in it.

While the slogan reads "Virginia is for lovers," apparently love is very fleeting. Virginia ranks number 37, with a duration of 2 minutes 23 seconds.

And, while things take forever to get accomplished on Capitol Hill, love gets done very fast in the District of Columbia. D.C. is ranked number 45, with a duration of 2 minutes 8 seconds.

Alaska limps in at number 51, with an apologetic 1 minute 21 seconds.

Here's the entire list:

Ranking State - (Duration)

1 New Mexico - (7:01)
2 West Virginia - (5:38)
3 Idaho - (5:11)
4 South Carolina - (4:48)
5 Missouri - (4:22)
6 Michigan -(4:14)
7 Utah - (3:55)
8 Oregon - (3:51)
9 Nebraska - (3:47)
10 Alabama - (3:38)
11 Delaware - (3:33)
12 Hawaii - (3:28)
13 Wisconsin - (3:22)
14 North Dakota - (3:18)
15 Arizona - (3:17)
16 Maryland - (3:15)
17 Mississippi - (3:10)
18 Rhode Island - (3:09)
19 Connecticut - (3:07)
20 Texas - (3:06)
21 New Hampshire - (3:04)
22 Wyoming - (3:03)
23 New York - (3:01)
24 Pennsylvania - (2:58)
25 Maine - (2:58)
26 Washington - (2:51)
27 Iowa - (2:50)
28 Illinois - (2:49)
29 North Carolina - (2:47)
30 Tennessee - (2:46)
31 Kansas - (2:38)
32 California - (2:38)
33 Massachusetts - (2:31)
34 Florida - (2:29)
35 New Jersey - (2:28)
36 Indiana - (2:26)
37 Virginia - (2:23)
38 Oklahoma - (2:21)
39 Colorado - (2:21)
40 Minnesota - (2:19)
41 Ohio - (2:18)
42 Louisiana - (2:17)
43 Kentucky - (2:14)
44 Arkansas - (2:08)
45 District of Columbia - (2:08)
46 Nevada - (2:07)
47 Georgia - (2:07)
48 Montana - (2:03)
49 Vermont - (1:48)
50 South Dakota - (1:30)
51 Alaska - (1:21)




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PostFri Feb 21, 2014 4:28 pm » by 99socks


But what's the foreplay like? That's what really matters. If the fp is good, then shorter sex is preferable, imo....
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PostFri Feb 21, 2014 4:30 pm » by Slith


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Not something I'd want people to know

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PostFri Feb 21, 2014 4:35 pm » by Tuor10


I would have thought it would have been much higher in Alaska. Having a good session would keep you warm and keep the heater bill down.

Socks, I agree. I always aim to get the job done during FP. I don't have to exert too much energy then. Win win situation all round.... :mrgreen:
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PostFri Feb 21, 2014 4:54 pm » by Kinninigan


Kinninigan wrote: :look:



Ranking State - (Duration)

1 New Mexico - (7:01)






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PostFri Feb 21, 2014 7:20 pm » by Kinninigan


99socks wrote:But what's the foreplay like? That's what really matters. If the fp is good, then shorter sex is preferable, imo....



This is why I get nothing done...I spend too much time looking for meme's :mrgreen:





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PostFri Feb 21, 2014 7:26 pm » by domdabears


Hmm...

Honestly, even 7 minutes seems extremely short for me.

Woman don't need to look at that map to find a good location.

They just need to call this guy :mrcool:
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PostFri Feb 21, 2014 7:36 pm » by The57ironman


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PostFri Feb 21, 2014 7:38 pm » by The57ironman


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PostFri Feb 21, 2014 8:14 pm » by Noentry


7 mins
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I would feel ashamed if intercourse only lasted 7 mins.

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