Ice Cream Heaven
November 38, 1659, 1695 A.D.
Dear Friendless Friend,
Because Monday comes on Tuesday instead of Friday you are invited to a Christmas Party on the afternoon of Easter Morning October 39th.
The party will begin at 1:30 o'clock at 10 below providing the sun is shining that nite. The admission will be free to all children over 80 and orphans are obliged to bring their parents along. Dinner will consist of caster oil, cocktail, and watermelons. The boat leaves the air port at 1:50 o'clock. If you miss the ride on the bicycle wait for me, I'll be there. When you get to the Antique Shop in the middle of the corner of the next block you will know you have gone the wrong way. So jump into a green boat painted red and scoot down the street. My address is at the top of the page but I don't live there anymore. I live at 003/4 upstairs over the empty lot. Come anytime because I won't be expecting you and I don't like surprises, however if you insist on coming there won't be anybody home. Two shots will be fired at the guest and everyone found dead, will be treated for murder and shot at sunrise before sunset the next evening. All the people without legs will run a race.
I.M.A Knothead P.S. U.R.2.
I come before you, to stand behind you,
To tell you something I know nothing about.
Last Thursday, which was Good Friday......................
I tell you once, I tell you three times, don't make me tell you twice!!!
one fine day in the middle of the night
two dead men got up to fight
back to back they faced each other
drew their swords and shot each other
or this which is i bit different again
one one was one race horse
two two was one to
one one won one race
and two two won one to
If Monday had a face I would punch it
Slith wrote:Kerrblur2 wrote:good one i had to share that one on FB. awesome.
Good to see you Kerr. How you keeping sir?
great! loving hawaii so much I am hardly around a computer except at work. beautiful here in maui. If you wanna come visit you just let me know.
The autobiography of olaf Jenson and his journey to the inner earth.
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