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PostFri Sep 28, 2012 8:06 pm » by Richc


In poooooots defence..... :flop:

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PostFri Sep 28, 2012 8:22 pm » by Poooooot


Richc wrote:In poooooots defence..... :flop:

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PostSat Sep 29, 2012 12:51 pm » by Crusader


Right! Because wimminnz are nuthin but baby making and cleaning machines. When I told my husband I wanted to get a job, he punched me in the face and in that moment, I knew he was right. I belong in the kitchen!


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PostSat Sep 29, 2012 1:01 pm » by Slith


Poooooot wrote:my man couldn't cook his way out of a paper bag.


You need a new man then. :mrgreen:

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PostSat Sep 29, 2012 3:55 pm » by Poooooot


Crusader wrote:
God you dont half act like such a tit at times


Hey, I got two! ;)

I'm just joking around. Better than losing my temper :mrgreen:
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PostSat Sep 29, 2012 3:58 pm » by Kinninigan


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i got munchies, now will one of you women get in the kitchen and cook me breakfast







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PostSat Sep 29, 2012 4:48 pm » by Dagnamski



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Real men get their facts from R Kelly.

verse 1)
girl ur in the kitchen
cookin me a meal
somethin makes me wanna come in there and get a feel
walk around in ur tshirt
nothin esle on
struttin passed
switchin dat ass
y im on the phone

(hook)
cuttin up tomatoes
fruits and vegetables and potatoes
girl u look so sexy yll ur doin the damn thang
i want

(chores)
sex in the kitchen
over by the stove
put u on the counter
by the butter rolls
hands on the table
on yo tippy toes
well be makin love
like the restaurant was closed

how would u like it babe(wud u like that)
tell me right now babe

(verse 2)
girl ur in the kitchen
chillin in ur robe
im sayin to myself
she betta go put on some clothes
ticklin and teasin
doin her little dance
girl u gon make me lay u done and give it to u one gain

hook

chores girl im ready to toss ur salad
y were makin love ill be feastin ugirl ur in the kitchen
sweatin up a storm
the ovens on 500
so u kno teh kitchen warm
girl u kno just how to get into a brothas mind
cuz here we are stillin this kitchen doin it for the 3rd time

hook

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PostSat Sep 29, 2012 4:51 pm » by Dagnamski


“If at first, the idea is not absurd, then there is no hope for it”

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PostSat Sep 29, 2012 4:54 pm » by Evildweeb


Dagnamski wrote:KIRK & THE RULES OF ENGAGEMENT
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/204513/



ROFLMFAO.............. :flop:


omg that was funny.


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PostSat Sep 29, 2012 7:55 pm » by Noentry


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